Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Doo-Doo Girl Tarot

This card expresses deep entrancement, not suffering and suggests life in suspension and not death or sacrifice as some may believe. It represents temporary withdraws from reality and resurrection in the return to sobriety.

Monday, May 29, 2006

It Was Nurse Malibu

It was Nurse Malibu that was attacked by the Killer Rabbit, not Daisy 2 as first reported. We do make a mistake once in a while. She is reported to recovering quite well in the Doll Emergency Unit. Nurse Malibu works for Dr. Doo-Doo, the pill pushing doctor from the Pansi Files. This is an old file photo that depicts the good doctor out on the town with his nurse, which revealed just another scandal in that sin city of Petesville. This, naturally, raises some questions about the recent attack. We suspect that the good doctor's wife, Doo-Doo Girl had something to do with it. She must have put the rabbit up to it or planted it where it could harm the good nurse. It has been noted that Doo-Doo Girl has been jealous for some time. It was also suspected that Doo-Doo Girl released the Killer Rabbit onto President Carter back in the 70's because she said, "I drive a Ford truck. Ford is better!" It was also rumored that it was Doo-Doo girl who was in the Watergate Hotel with President Nixon when that scandal known as 'Watergate' broke out.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Clone Daisy 2 Believed to be Victim of Killer Rabbit

Ariel has pictures of a doll that has been killed. The first reports is that it may be Daisy 2, the clone of Daisy 1 of the Pansi Files. We are awaiting confirmation of this tradgic event. Witnesses report that the doll was mutilated by a killer rabbit which is believed to be the same killer rabbit that attacted President Carter. We are awaiting word from an official spokesperson from the Pansi Files and NG4J (Naked Gymnastics for Jesus) as to the identity of the victim.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Brittney Blow Up Doll Found

A blow-up doll of Brittney of the Pansi Files was found in the singer Axe's bedroom. He belongs to the group Death Cheese and had a crush on Brittney until he met Lammy. For full details, go to Growing Up Lammy.

Daisy's Tarot Card

Friday, May 26, 2006

A Cheesey Seclusion

It seems that Axe Man of the group Death Cheese has locked himself in his room and won't come out. He just keeps singing to himself. Even the Cheesemeister can't get him to budge. We hear that he is love struck over Brittney of the Pansi Files.

Worshiping Venus

Here is a special service at Pansi's church. We can see Julia kneeling before Venus and accepting Holy Communion by snorting sand from her kitty litter box. Doo-Doo Girl hangs from the ceiling and Audvey seems to be sick after their communion, but Daisy chose to have hot dogs instead.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Diamonelle Sings For Cheesemeister

Dusty got this photo and an audio of Diamonelle (backed up by the twins) singing a beautiful song for the Cheesemeister in honor of this nice post she wrote. Diamonelle can really sing very well, but Mr. Banana will only allow her to do rap songs on stage. After the song, the Cheesemeister was discussing the bios of the Death Cheese Band. This made us wonder if Diamonelle was considering leaving the NG4J of the Pansi Files to join the Death Cheese Group! The rumors are flying!

To hear the song click on picture or Click Here

Pansi Performs For Doug

Pansi of The Naked Gymnastics Show sings for Doug of Waking Ambrose.


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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Devil Warns About Julia

The Devil sent us a message about Brittney and Julia of the Pansi Files.
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Julia's Tarot Card

Julia, The High Priestess, holds a scroll inscribed with the word Tora, signifying the Greater Law, the Secret Law and the second sense of the Word. It is partly covered to show that some things are implied and some are literal. She is seated between the white and black pillars--J. and B.--of the mystic Temple.

Julia represents the Marriage of the Prince who is no longer of this world (CHRISTOPHER) and Holy Mother of the New Princess (VENUS) who replaces HIM in this world.

This is not to be confused with Brittney's card. Her right hand gives the well-known Satanic sign while the High Priestess Julia makes no sign. Brittney is the ruling power of the external world, as Julia is the prevailing genius of the esoteric. Brittney represents the keys of orthodox doctrine, and the outer side of the life which leads to dogma. Brittney is not of true religion, although she is a mode of its expression.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

The Multi-Tasker

Mr. Banana belongs on the Seven of Cups Card of Brittney's Tarot deck because he symbolizes the Multi-Tasker: the man who does many things at one time and has his hands in several projects at once. Representing the Decision Maker, he has the powerful imagination to handle the many facets of creativity as the Producer of The Naked Gymnastics for Jesus show as well as managing such a diverse group of characters to get the job done.

Pansi Disses Lula Doll

Pansi of the Pansi Files shows her disgust and disapproval of Lula as a doll!

Saturday, May 20, 2006

The Devil and Back Masking Music

On the Devil's Blog, he posted the song we posted yesterday by the Death Cheese Band with the Naked Gymnastics for Jesus, but the Devil played the song backwards to show the back masking on it!

News Flash!

We have just recieved a story tip from Lammy saying her sister, Lula, may have become a doll like those in the Pansi Files! Is this more thaumaturgy or sorcery by Soggy of the music group Death Cheese? Lammy said she recieved THESE PICTURES in a comment from Germany!

Friday, May 19, 2006

The Most Annoying Song Ever!

Here is the track that caused more parents to have nervous breakdowns than any other. Click on the picture to hear it and use your back browser to return, because you know how those old eight tracks are, they loop and play the same song over and over.

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Sissy's Tarot Card

Sissy symbolizes the "Kept Woman" because she is the mistress of a married man, Mr. Banana.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Nixon-Checkers Together Again

It was back in the early '50s when Richard Nixon first gave his famous "Checker's" speech. Now, after more than half a century they are re-united in Heaven. Aw.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Role Reversal

Brittney and her friend use black magic to turn Mrs. Weirsdo's kids (Toyplayer and Mall Diva) into dolls.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Good Luck Mall Diva

We snuck and caught Mall Diva practicing her song for the Piano Competition!

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Friday, May 12, 2006

Breaking Ethics

Continuing our investigation of the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place on the Pansi Files, we have discovered that the Fearless Leader and Founder of the Foundation thing is totally corrupted ethically! Here we see a photo of Blochalela herself fratenizing with one of her... er, patients or experiments, or whatever it is.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Pirates? Finlandia?

What's really going on over there at the Pansi Files? Is Kathryn just back to film-making and producing a commercial for Vodka? Or is something really sinister afoot?

Also check out Lammy for details of her trip with Brittney to visit Harry Potter!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Angelon and Fisher

I was fascinated with the post on the Pansi Files about Angelon's rise in Ork's hierarchy thing so I sniffed out some research and dug up this photo that shows Angelon learning strategy techniques from the chess master, Bobby Fisher. We suspect that this personal association may have warped Angelon's personality as well.

And a very good 'woof' to you all!

Monday, May 08, 2006

Miss Minnie Strator

We finally got a picture of the Administrator, Minnie Strator. Amazingly, she looks like Little Bar of Soap and could pass as Soapy's twin!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Lula's Children Revealed

What a shocker! Blochalela revealed on The Pansi Files that Perlette and Saffira are the twin daughters of Lula (formerly known as "The Dog Face Girl" because she was cursed by Doug of Waking Ambrose while they were in the Pun Dimension where puns become reality). Won't Lula's sister, Lammy, be surprised when she returns from her Sabbat Study Session with her guru Brittney.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Daisy Debauchery

We have discovered some late breaking news in the story of Daisy and her fascination with robots since she read Chamise Torn's book about Android Lust. Since the disappearance of the good General Android, it has been reported that both Daisy and her clone Daisy2 have been visiting the famous Elbot, and not just at his website! But in person! There is also much speculation that Mr. Indie has had a heavy hand in the programming of Elbot, particularly his sexual prowess. Is there some debauchery going on here? Can that little robot guy handle TWO Daisy's?

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Guest Speakers on NG4J

Pansi introduces her guest speakers for her show "Naked Gymnastics For Jesus". First there was Mona Lisa who spoke on the topic of the Da Vinci Code and she revealed personal stuff about Leonardo like revealing he was left handed like Mrs. Weirsdo. But Pansi could never get her to say why she had that smirk on her face all the time.

Then there was Tony Snow from Fox News who is the President's new Press Secretary who told us that we really didn't go to Iraq! It was just filmed on a Hollywood back lot to embarass Mr. Bush.

We also heard rumors that Mr. Sal Banana was considering changing the name of the show to Naked Politics and Arts. The secretary at the Pansi Files just handed us a form letter in response to our query.

Petesville UnNatural Science Library

In this satellite photo you can see the Petesville Cultural Center of Arts and Sciences Place on the left. Then to the far right near the bottom is the Petesville Library of UnNatural Science which is way off the highway in the middle of the woods. That is why it is so hard to find and people don't even know it exists. We have heard rumors that April is the curator for the weald and bosk institution So, there, Blochalela! Why don't you get your head out of your butt and take a walk to find out what is in your own backyard!

Pansi's Tarot Card

Hey! Is that my daughter, Icy the white dog, trying to warn Pansi that she is close to the edge of the precipice?

Android Gen. Has A Grown Daughter!

I went to the Petesville Library of UnNatural Science and did some digging. I sniffed out this photo of the good General with his now grown "half-robot/half-doll" daughter which he had many years ago . This goes to prove that robots and dolls were able to produce metal and plastic rug rats long before the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place began their experiments. Documents from The Library of UnNatural Science revealed that the Robot General had taken Digital Viagra which made his laser sword very potent.

It has also been rumored that Kathryn's alcoholic binge has worsened since they performed a "cat" scan on her with the Tricolon Digitizer. It was said that her screams were louder than Chat Cat's when he went to the vet and Kathryn's cries for mercy could be heard for miles around like that of the producer who found his horse's head cut off and in his bed in the Godfather movie. It is believed that Mr. Banana's ties with the Mafia is behind the cruel treatment of dolls and stuffed animals at the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place and we urge everyone to skip work and take part in the protest march against them!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Disoriented Patient

Here is a patient at the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place after Blochalela and Dr. Doo-doo have been treating him.

Mrs. Weirsdo of the Pansi Files created the characters but she is not responsible for the use of these characters or the content of this blog.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Blochalela Foundation

It used to be called Alcatraz

Monday, May 01, 2006

Blochalela Counsels Kathryn & Friends

Blochalela felt it her duty as a leader in the mental health community to go down to skid row and speak to Kathryn and her rowdy friends.