Asinine News

Sexy Naughty Bitchy

2009-11-04T03:22:00.003-05:00

The song is by Tata Young.

Checkuzz Gets Jealous

2009-10-31T18:17:00.001-04:00

Checkuzz, the rapper Panda, waterboards Orlof in a jealous fit of rage after finding him with Liquid Bling.

Liquid Bling and Orlof Together Again

2009-10-30T16:48:00.001-04:00

Orlof has gone to rehab and cleaned up.

An Orc Has Breakfast

2009-10-27T20:37:00.001-04:00

Yummy yummy!

A Trolling Troll

2009-10-24T19:29:00.001-04:00

Relaxing

2009-10-21T23:24:00.002-04:00

It's nice to just stay at home with the one you love.

Lambkin and Lil' Grimmy

2009-10-18T09:27:00.004-04:00

Lammy's daughter Lambkin practices with The Grim Reaper's son, Lil' Grimmy, for the kindergarten Halloween pageant at the Netherworld Elementary School.

Orlof Moves In With Heddy

2009-10-14T16:25:00.002-04:00

Orlof has lost everything since he has been under the care of Dr. Doo Doo and has moved in with Crackhead Heddy.

Rev. Reptile Chosen To Marry Lammy and Peter Piper Next Month

2009-10-12T04:22:00.004-04:00

Rev. Reptile of Show Your Glory Church has been picked to officiate the ceremony to unite Peter Piper and Patty Lamb (Lammy) in a November or possibly a Halloween wedding. Plans are pending their return from the planet Shiznit.

The Dropsies

2009-10-10T04:43:00.000-04:00

Henry O'Henry is so very clumsy and is constantly dropping stuff.

Hard Day At The Office

2009-10-07T08:35:00.001-04:00

Maybe it's David Letterman preparing for his show.

CHRISTOPHER

2009-10-04T20:08:00.002-04:00

Lambkin meets CHRISTOPHER while in La La Land in an upcoming episode of Growing Up Lammy.

Diamonelle's Visitor

2009-09-29T13:40:00.002-04:00

The Hubble Telescope was turned around back toward Earth and got this photo.

Golden Vampire

2009-09-25T22:42:00.000-04:00

Liquid Bling has a new boyfriend.

Lambkin's Story

2009-09-21T02:46:00.001-04:00

Lambkin was born Jan. 18, 2007. That makes her less than three-years-old. But she is mature beyond her age.

Lammy was pregnant when she died in a accident trying to reverse the curse that Enditall the Witch cast on her giving her a lamb's head. She went to court and got her death reversed and her life was restored along with her child, Lambkin.

Lammy made Axe Man think the child was his in order not to be kicked off his contest show, but it was in fact the child of Peter Piper, who was half goat and half man. This caused the child to look like a sheep.

Lammy finally went to the late Dr. Quincy, who went into plastic surgery after his death and he restored Lammy as well as the child to human appearance. But Lambkin's growth was almost doubled by the treatment. Thus Mia Lamb, called Lambkin, has the maturity of a five-year-old.

Farm Life

2009-09-19T21:45:00.000-04:00

Big Zeke feeds the farm animals.

Francio the Glad Bunny

2009-09-14T15:46:00.000-04:00

This is Francio the Glad Bunny from the Personified Animal Planet.

Sheer Delight

2009-09-10T07:58:00.002-04:00

Bling continues to compete with Diamonelle's Style Show with this very sheer style.

Younger Generation

2009-09-08T10:21:00.003-04:00

Mystical Missy, daughter of Mystic Xenia, and Enditty, daughter of Enditall the witch pose here.

Lily Dress

2009-09-03T16:47:00.002-04:00

Lammy shows her new Lily Dress.

V.P. Flowering Kudzu

2009-08-20T10:39:00.004-04:00

We got an updated photo of Flowering Kudzu, the trailer-trash zombie vice president of the Netherworld under Dick Nixon, who is keeping her barefoot and pregnant.

Cutting Edge Entertainment

2009-07-31T18:18:00.002-04:00

Tom Interviews Patty Lamb (Lammy)

2009-07-24T16:48:00.003-04:00

That's what Tom looked like 30 years ago, sort of.

Poop In Space With No Gravity

2009-07-20T23:11:00.002-04:00

Rest Stop

2009-07-12T12:14:00.000-04:00