Asinine News

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Rest Stop

Sunday, June 28, 2009

A Show For Diamonelle

Orlof presented Liquid Bling along with Buzzin, Gary the Axolotl, and some aliens and meekmonks in a show to diss and dishonor Diamonelle as the "Queen of Mediocracy" whose fan base is really out of this world from that planet where the Cheesemeister hails from.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

F.F. At Ugly Grace's

Farrah Fawcett was seen in the Netherworld coming from Ugly Grace's Bar where she met with Michael Jackson and talked about their passing into the world of the undead.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Therapy For Lyanne Sakks

Brown Bear Brownie attempted to hypnotize Lyanne Sakks for therapy, but he went into a trance himself.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Summer Begins

Mary Jane, the Weed Fairy, and Emerald Fae, the Absinthe Fairy celebrate the beginning of Summer with Urkel the Wizard.

Friday, June 19, 2009

You Can't Touch This!

While Diamonelle tries to justify the facts, Orlof and Bling work on their new fantasy production which they call the "Can't Touch This, Thriller Video!"

Ned and Frank

Neanderthal Ned and Frank N. Ferter go downtown to look for chicks.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Plan 9

Ed Woods, the famous director, shows Hobbes a scene where Annie has her baby in his new sci-fi thriller called "Plan 9 From The Captists" based on "Gone With The Captists" of the Stuffed Animal Tales.