Encore Performance: Daisy Sings For Dusty Doggy

We recalled this wonderful song by Daisy for Dusty Doggy.

Hot Dog Church Sale

Daisy and the Cave Troll opened a hot dog stand in the church of the Pansi Files saying that they were going to raise a lot of money for the rebuilding fund, but they ate all the hot dogs before they could sell a single one!

Clone Daisy 2 Believed to be Victim of Killer Rabbit

Ariel has pictures of a doll that has been killed. The first reports is that it may be Daisy 2, the clone of Daisy 1 of the Pansi Files. We are awaiting confirmation of this tradgic event. Witnesses report that the doll was mutilated by a killer rabbit which is believed to be the same killer rabbit that attacted President Carter. We are awaiting word from an official spokesperson from the Pansi Files and NG4J (Naked Gymnastics for Jesus) as to the identity of the victim.

Daisy's Tarot Card

Daisy Debauchery

We have discovered some late breaking news in the story of Daisy and her fascination with robots since she read Chamise Torn's book about Android Lust. Since the disappearance of the good General Android, it has been reported that both Daisy and her clone Daisy2 have been visiting the famous Elbot, and not just at his website! But in person! There is also much speculation that Mr. Indie has had a heavy hand in the programming of Elbot, particularly his sexual prowess. Is there some debauchery going on here? Can that little robot guy handle TWO Daisy's?

Pansi & Daisy tell Weirsdo To 'Shove It'

Daisy and Pansi got sick and tired of Mrs. Weirsdo critisizing the wonderful President of the U.S. and helped her to 'Shove It' !!

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Opening Day Ceremony

For the baseball opening season,
the President tosses out the first ball,
and Daisy tosses down the first hot dog

Daisy is a character of the Pansi Files

Daisy Sings For Dusty?

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Here is a video tape from the anniversary show of The Naked Gymnastics For Jesus show. Dusty especially liked the song sung by Daisy and he thinks she sang it for him. He likes her because she smells like hot dogs.

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Dusty and Daisy

Dusty tries to cut in on Romeo to dance with Daisy at the ball. To see the cartoon, click on the picture. Hit your back button on your browser to return.

Daisy Shops For Bargain Hot Dogs

Dusty saw Daisy and Sissy with Daisy's dogs at the mall on Black Friday. It seems that Daisy headed straight for the hot dog stand and ran her credit card to the limit!

Daisy and Sissy are characters of The Pansi Files.

Original photo taken by Mall Diva

Daisy vs. Pansi

Pansi looks on in disgust as Daisy shows off her love for hot dogs on the Jerry Springer Show as a promotion for her AUDIOBIOGRAPHY

Daisy Promotes Voiced Biography

Daisy has been trying very hard to get someone to listen to her babbling Audio Autobiography on the Pansi Files. She has made dozens of public appearances similar to this one on a talk show where the host looks on in total disgust after hearing a sound byte of it. The host was later heard to say "It stinks!"

Daisy Arrested

Daisy, one of the stars of "Naked Gymnastics For Jesus" show was arrested today and charged with counterfeiting. She was wearing a beautiful outfit styled and designed by Mall Diva. The outfit was made out of money. It was "funny money" the arresting officer declared. Dusty got this photo as she waved good-by before entering her cell to serve her sentence. Mall Diva was not charged in the case because of the lack of evidence. Daisy seemed pleased with the cell, saying it was a lot nicer than either her dressing room at the studio or her apartment. Her "loyer" claimed it was a trumped charge held in a kangaroo court. The judge was not available for comment because they said he was drunk and passed out.

Daisy is a character created by Mrs. Weirsdo for The Pansi Files.

Hotdogs In Bed

Daisy is such a glutton for hotdogs that she takes them to bed with her, as seen in this candid photo by Dusty.

Hot Dog Junky

Dusty also stopped by Daisy's apartment and took this picture of her and the disgusting cave troll gobbling down hotdogs.

It was obvious that Daisy co-inhabits the nasty cave-like dwelling with the uncouth security person (or thing) .

Further investigation revealed that Daisy is addicted to eating the unwholesome meat and spends all her salary and personal income on the "dirt-cheap" ground scraps called hotdogs.

She purchases the cheapest in order to have more of them.


NOTE: Daisy and the Cave Troll are characters of the Pansi Files.