Checkuzz Gets Jealous

Checkuzz, the rapper Panda, waterboards Orlof in a jealous fit of rage after finding him with Liquid Bling.

Liquid Bling and Orlof Together Again

Orlof has gone to rehab and cleaned up.

Orlof Moves In With Heddy

Orlof has lost everything since he has been under the care of Dr. Doo Doo and has moved in with Crackhead Heddy.

A Show For Diamonelle

Orlof presented Liquid Bling along with Buzzin, Gary the Axolotl, and some aliens and meekmonks in a show to diss and dishonor Diamonelle as the "Queen of Mediocracy" whose fan base is really out of this world from that planet where the Cheesemeister hails from.

You Can't Touch This!

While Diamonelle tries to justify the facts, Orlof and Bling work on their new fantasy production which they call the "Can't Touch This, Thriller Video!"

Barge on the Nile

Orlof took Bling on a ride down the Nile on a barge like Diamonelle.

Ride Home

Orlof and Bling enjoy taking the long way home in the limo after the style show.

Lammy's Mummy Mommy

The mummy mother of Patty Lamb (Lammy the zombie) strolled the runway with Bling at Orlof's style show which is competing with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Pendant Diamonelle

Orlof and Bling presented Pendant Diamonelle at their style show in another effort to compete with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Tubby Thighs

To compete with the Stuffed Animal Tales style show, Orlof hired Tubby Thighs to sing and dance at his style show. Orlof claims that Tubby Thighs is Diamonelle's mother, but this cannot be confirmed.

Orlof Puts Bling In Style Show

Liquid Bling (also called Golden Shower) wanted to get into show business, so she agreed to work with Orlof the designer as a model. Orlof tries to copy his cousin, Axe Man of the Death Cheese Band. He cut off Liquid Bling's feet so that she would look like Diamonelle who she tries to claim as a sister. They put on a style show to compete against Stuffed Animal Planet.

Joan of Arc Warns Orlof

Joan was angry to find Orlof trying to act like Axe Man and told him she didn't want a wimp like him, but she wants the real thing. She has the hots for the real Axe Man, not a fake!

Orlof's Cat and Mr. Gray

Our cat, Mr. Gray in the back, went missing a couple weeks ago. It was said that he was last seen following Orlof's female cat. We think they might have eloped.