Saturday, May 20, 2006

News Flash!

We have just recieved a story tip from Lammy saying her sister, Lula, may have become a doll like those in the Pansi Files! Is this more thaumaturgy or sorcery by Soggy of the music group Death Cheese? Lammy said she recieved THESE PICTURES in a comment from Germany!

9 comments:

cheesemeister said...

Soggy claims he had nothing to do with this, he doesn't care about turning people into dolls. He's pretty sure that's more Brittney's line of work. However, the fact that the pictures came from Germany, which is our "singer" Wolfie's homeland, leaves me to wonder what he may have been up to!

The word verification word, ominously enough, is geihtsus. This sounds like something Wolfie might say. The plot thickens!

weirsdo said...

Those dols are NOTHING like us!!!!!!!! They are WAY less fashonably dresed and obvuously do not no how to do there hare!!!!!! Theres only so much Mall Diva to go round, you no!!!!!!!!

Lammy said...

But Pansi, maybe dolls have different tastes and styles in Germany.
I am looking foreward to meeting with Soggy!

PANSI said...

Diffrent!!!??? PullEEZE!!!!! Try Zero, zilch, nodda!!!!!!!

Indeterminacy said...

I think there may be a Latin connection. I examined the pictures, and the picture titles seem to be in Spanish or something.

cheesemeister said...

Soggy looks forward to eating--I mean MEETING Lammy.

Lammy said...

But Indie, we don't understand Latin. I have a hard enough time with my native tongue.
Don't worry Cheesemeister, I just might eat it! I will post about our encounter if it ever happens.

Indeterminacy said...

I ran those foreign words through a babelfish site and they came out:
"Zuadas photos of the girls!"
Isn't that frightening? Also, it was Portuguese. "Zuadas" might mean something too but I dont know what.

cheesemeister said...

Soggy promises not to eat anyone who brings him 666 cans of deviled ham in exchange for his thaumaturgical expertise.