Who'll Be The Bride?

We heard that Wolfie and Nossy are getting married this fall, but the big question is: "Who'll be the bride?"

The Drama Heightens

by Dusty Doggy

The real-life love triangle between Nossy, Wolfie and The Alien Guy becomes the ultimate melodrama in King Smut and Sexy Sadie's new flick.

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He's Cute

The Alien Guy has really fallen in love and is trying to cut into the dance between Wolfie of Death Cheese and Nosferatu. It's a real mixed up love triangle in this situation!

Wolfie & Pendant Ken Seen At Fu King Restaurant

Pendant Ken of the Pansi Files was seen at the debauched Fu King Chinese Restaurant with Wolfie of the Death Cheese Band. The question still remains as to why Alvin Chipmonkk was there. It appears like a love triangle!

Dog Face Girl Speaks Out About Wolfie

On her newborn Audio Blog, The Dog Face Girl uncovered that Wolfie espouses the potency of practice. She exposed that even though we may have conceptions of the werewolf as savage and carnal, he is, in fact, a very hardened member of the Death Cheese Band penetrating deeply into the philosophy that practice makes perfect. Exploding the myths he made her come to the climax that practicing quite rigorously and vigorously is foreplay to heightening professional performance as well as personal intercourse in daily life. Listen to her Audio Blog!