Single Card Tarot Reading

This card came up from our Tarot Deck. If you are reading this blog, it signifies that it is time to turn your life around and especially to find something a little less shitty to read!

Arsewipe's Tarot Reading

by Woody, the Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

By any other name, he smells the same. And so does his singing. It is a mystery why a turd rises to the top and floats. No science nor philosophy nor reasoning can fathom the perplexing enigma of his rise to fame and how he perpetuates his success. He is shallow like scum floating on the surface of a stagnant pond.

But there will come a courtesy flush.

Peter Piper the Papa?

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.

Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.

Emrald's Tarot Card

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Aubvey's Tarot Card

This card signifies achieving an auspicious providence through stability amidst movement and provocation by use of strategy combined with the enthusiastic support of devotees for the cause guided by the Cheerleader.

Joon's Tarot Card

This card signifies the agility of youth and the ability to juggle both mentally and physically, able to handle two or more tasks and concentrate on two or more situations simultaneously.

Child of the Doo-Doo's, she was eaten by her pet hampster.

April, Vanguard for Nature

Here is April's Tarot card. She is the vanguard for movements to protect and preserve nature and the bell wether for Naturalists everywhere. She is the curator of a Nature Library and Museum and manages a Nature Camp Area as well as being an assistant teacher of Biology at Very Red University in spite of Minnie Strator's objections.

Dr. Doo Doo's Tarot Card

When Jove sent blessings to all men that are,
 And Mercury conveyed them in a jar,
 That friend of tricksters introduced by stealth
 Disease for the apothecary's health,
 Whose gratitude impelled him to proclaim:
 "My deadliest drug shall bear my patron's name!"
                                             G.J.

Blochalela's Tarot Card

Some consider the meaning to be "crying over spilt milk" as she has her back to the full cups and is concerned with the ones turned over. Yet many see this as Sainthood in that she realizes the well can care for themselves and the infirm and languid are in need of her help. Her Foundation is in the background by the bridge that crosses the troubled waters.

Blochalela is a character of the Pansi Files.

Doo-Doo Girl Tarot

This card expresses deep entrancement, not suffering and suggests life in suspension and not death or sacrifice as some may believe. It represents temporary withdraws from reality and resurrection in the return to sobriety.

Daisy's Tarot Card

Julia's Tarot Card

Julia, The High Priestess, holds a scroll inscribed with the word Tora, signifying the Greater Law, the Secret Law and the second sense of the Word. It is partly covered to show that some things are implied and some are literal. She is seated between the white and black pillars--J. and B.--of the mystic Temple.

Julia represents the Marriage of the Prince who is no longer of this world (CHRISTOPHER) and Holy Mother of the New Princess (VENUS) who replaces HIM in this world.

This is not to be confused with Brittney's card. Her right hand gives the well-known Satanic sign while the High Priestess Julia makes no sign. Brittney is the ruling power of the external world, as Julia is the prevailing genius of the esoteric. Brittney represents the keys of orthodox doctrine, and the outer side of the life which leads to dogma. Brittney is not of true religion, although she is a mode of its expression.

The Multi-Tasker

Mr. Banana belongs on the Seven of Cups Card of Brittney's Tarot deck because he symbolizes the Multi-Tasker: the man who does many things at one time and has his hands in several projects at once. Representing the Decision Maker, he has the powerful imagination to handle the many facets of creativity as the Producer of The Naked Gymnastics for Jesus show as well as managing such a diverse group of characters to get the job done.

Sissy's Tarot Card

Sissy symbolizes the "Kept Woman" because she is the mistress of a married man, Mr. Banana.

Lula's Children Revealed

What a shocker! Blochalela revealed on The Pansi Files that Perlette and Saffira are the twin daughters of Lula (formerly known as "The Dog Face Girl" because she was cursed by Doug of Waking Ambrose while they were in the Pun Dimension where puns become reality). Won't Lula's sister, Lammy, be surprised when she returns from her Sabbat Study Session with her guru Brittney.

Pansi's Tarot Card

Hey! Is that my daughter, Icy the white dog, trying to warn Pansi that she is close to the edge of the precipice?

Shake-up At Pansi Files

Minnie Strator discovered this card from the deck of the Pansi Files Tarot Cards and immediately ordered that Brittney be put on employment probation as well as sending Mrs. Weirsdo a letter of reprimand, stating that she should never allow subordinates to produce what Minnie Strator called "demeaning images of superiors." Minnie Strator is the Administrator of Public Affairs and Goings-on of the Petesville Corporate Infastructure.

Naked Gymnastics Tarot Cards

Brittney argues that Tarot Cards are not only art, but an early way of making secret books to preserve spiritual teachings that were banned by the Church. She believes they should be included in the Cultural Festival of Petesville. She showed Dusty this sample card from her Naked Gymnastics Tarot Deck.

NOTE: This is a parady site poking fun at and with the Pansi Files as well as the occult. There really isn't a Gymnastics Tarot Deck, but for more information about Tarot Cards and where to purchase them as well as a free reading, go to Facade.com