Psychic Self Defense Technique

Have you ever had someone to act nice when they are talking to you, but when you turn around they make a face at you like they don't like you or something? Well, you can use a psychic self defense technique by meditating and imaging that you are surrounded by an aura of super-glue. and when someone makes a face at you behind your back, the nether-glue freezes their face in that position so they have to go around like that the rest of the day!

Shyster Pettifogger Running For Mayor

Pettifogger was the first to announce that he will be a candidate for Mayor of Necropolis, the capital city of the Netherworld. We are awaiting any further announcements from others. Pettifogger said he was anxious to debate any undead, zombie, skeleton, sewer rat, road kill or rock singer concerning the needs of the decaying City of the Dead. Check in here and the Crappy Times for any further announcements.

Quetzal Pretzel Performs

After the Flavor of Axe show, Quetzal Pretzel went to work at the Happy Wiener twisting his body and sticking his head up his ass!

Arsewipe Begs Forgiveness

Arsewipe is sorry for his behavior.

Therapy Gone Wrong

Axe Man got therapy from Yam Man, but instead of changing his personality, it has split it!

Axe Man's Therapy

Can you tell the difference?

Fun Breakfast

Steak Thru the Heart, or Steak Through the Heart or Steak N' Heart Restaurant is serving human breaded liver as pancakes. They are adding to the delight of breakfast by putting images on them. Religious folk think it is Jesus and Mary. News junkies think it is political candidates. Sports enthusiasts think it is the latest championship fight. Dumb-asses think it is a scene from FRIENDS sitcom tv show. Perverts think it is a porno scene. People on drugs think it is a rock concert. But they all agree that it's the taste that makes them oh so good!

Satisfied Customer

Jeff, a very satisfied patron at Steak Thru the Heart Restaurant breaks out into song.

Dr. Schitz Has Nervous Breakdown

The Good Doctor from the Netherworld has suffered a nervous breakdown. He said he sees sperm cells everywhere he goes and fears that giant sperm are chasing him and going to penetrate him.

Dr. Schitz said, "It all began when I counted sperm instead of sheep to go to sleep. Now they are everywhere! They are going to get me! They think that my cloning will put them out of business!"

The Original Pansi Interview

From Dusty Doggy's Achieve, here is his original interview with Pansi.

Encore Performance: Daisy Sings For Dusty Doggy

We recalled this wonderful song by Daisy for Dusty Doggy.

For Doug

Hope you had a great birthday! Especially after that present from Pansi.

Mini Spooky Feels The Buzz

Spooky Guy takes the electric saw to his wooden Mini Spooky with some help from Pooh.

Our Most Visited Post

This photo was posted April 24, 2006. Actually it was one of the first gif's I tried to make. It is the doll April from Mrs. Weirsdo's Naked Gymnastics for Jesus on her original Pansi Files, now the Stuffed Animal Tales. Recently, we have been getting more hits on that post than any other individual post on any of our blogs. The visitors are coming from search engines.

Hobbes To Pick A Director

Hobbes also must choose a director for the upcoming film Gone With The Captists.

Doobie Bear Sings Theme

G's daughter, Tali has a Teddy Bear named Doobie, which means Teddy Bear in Hebrew. Dusty Doggy got a copy of the screen test where Doobie sings the theme for the upcoming movie Gone With The Captists.

Teddy Baer Take Two

Teddy Baer messed up on his first screen test for Gone With The Captists, so he tried it again.

Teddy Baer's Screen Test

Teddy Baer got the part of Frederick in the upcoming movie version of Gone with the Captists. Teddy wanted the part of Junior, but the producers liked this screen test the best in spite of the fact he got confused with the lines and said Scarlette instead of Annie.

Connotation From A Word

Recently, Dog the Bounty Hunter used the N-word in a conversation in the privacy of his home but a tape was made and it has caused quite a furor, just like with other celebrities whose tongue got over their eye-tooth and they couldn't see what they were saying. Things are changing, so it seems. Here is a clip from "Pulp Fiction" that was made only twelve years ago. Is there a difference in connotation of a word in film and literature than in commentary and private talk? What is happening?

An Alternative Ending For "The Exorcist"

Here's a twist in the plot of the Exorcist that would have been an early ending of the film.

Violent Concert

But this is pretty common in the Netherworld.

Finding Romance At Ugly Grace's

Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill has been in the Netherworld for a long time. This is when Tom first met his wife, Red, back around 1975.

She-Fiends Terrorize Netherworld

I'm a little confused now. Is this Nortense and Hortense. Or is it Veruca and Veronica?

Kevin vs Marv

For some reason, Kevin and Marv don't like each other much. Kevin hit Marv with a sledge hammer and locked him up. But watch out Kevie! Marv is going to get you!

Arsewipe Gets Flushed

Marvin, from "Sin City" sends Arsewipe back to the sewer where he belongs.

Dewey Banjer's Screen Test

Dewey Banjer tries out for the movie version of Gone With the Captists

Axe Man's Screen Test

Axe Man thinks he's already a big star!

Arsewipe's Screentest

Arsewipe put on the bear costume and tried out for the upcoming film version of Gone With The Captists, but he was told that he should go over and try out for King Smut's movie, Gone With The Flush.

The original scene is HERE

Words of Wisdom

Rev. Reptile preaches.

Lammy's Screentest

Lammy went for a screen test for the part of Annie in the upcoming movie version of Gone With The Captists. Suffice to say she didn't get the part. Wrong accent. As a matter of fact, wrong language! Wrong setting and wrong country. Not to mention bad acting. She just didn't seem to take the part seriously.

The English written version is HERE

Arsewipe's Tarot Reading

by Woody, the Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

By any other name, he smells the same. And so does his singing. It is a mystery why a turd rises to the top and floats. No science nor philosophy nor reasoning can fathom the perplexing enigma of his rise to fame and how he perpetuates his success. He is shallow like scum floating on the surface of a stagnant pond.

But there will come a courtesy flush.

Mickey Ratt's Press Release

Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine is HERE

Peter Piper the Papa?

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.

Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.

Daria Has Kids On Axe's Show

Zack was the guest host for "Flavor of Axe" show this week, and he seemed to be saying that Daria had a couple kids, the best we could make out. He thinks he is a rapper and tries to talk that way all the time, so it is hard to understand what the hell that fool is saying! It was a good show this week in spite of Zack.

Gay Rabbits on YouTube

Gay Rabbit, Tigger, Pooh

Odd Love

Brokeback Bunny

Gay Rabbit and Mean Kids

Murry Magdalene Interview

Dusty Doggy digs up details about Murry Magdalene's operation.

Fickled Bear

The drama continues on Stuffed Animal Tales

Kindred Spirits

We went back in the achieves to make this one.

Netherworld Drama

CLICK HERE to read the article "Stupid Boss Tricks" by Cheesemeister

The program is a trial version that I am considering to buy soon. It has a water mark of the name "CrazyTalk" by Reallusion. It's about as easy as editing audio by itself. The program does all the work, like Cheesemeister has to do.

Mutual Admiration

Leaders of China and US

Lacey Reacts

Dusty got several snapshots of Lacey as she read the article about her in the Crappy Times.

Netherworld Biology Class

Makes you feel sort of woozie

Great Suspense In Gone With The Captists

The suspense rises in the face of violence in the Stuffed Animal Tales drama/adventure filmed on location at the Weirsdo Mansion.

Kiss Kiss Kiss

There has been a lot of kissy kissy going on in our blogs.

Senator Is The Victim

The good Senator was the real victim in the bathroom incident! He claims he was not aware that Arsewipe was in there. He also denied that Gary the Axolotl was his pet salamander. He said he just had to pee. (Fly-on-the-wall photo by Buzzin)

Who'll Be The Bride?

We heard that Wolfie and Nossy are getting married this fall, but the big question is: "Who'll be the bride?"

The New NG4J

Mama Drama Hillary joined with Flowering Kudzu and Lammy to form a new dance troupe they call "Naked Game-characters For Jesus".

The Movie Was Just Like Real Life

Pooh took Annie to the theater and Annie couldn't get over how the movie was so much like her real life.

Pendant Ken Recovers

Thanks to Dr. Schitz, Pendant Ken is making a remarkable recovery from his wounds he received after being shot in the Netherworld and then struck by Gogo's metal ball weapon. Some of his wounds are still visible. Here we see him dancing with his wooden girlfriend.

Dusty Revises Film

CLICK HERE FOR LARGER VIEW

Stuffed Animal Tales is HERE.

Annie Seeks Help

CLICK HERE FOR LARGER VIEW

Then use back button to return.

Sealo Jams With Lutefiskies

Sealo went over and had a musical work-out with his friends, the Lutefiskies.

Barnard the Barn Owl

The new security owl for the Netherworld Hotel, Barnard, checks out an airliner passing overhead.

Dan or Fred?

Dusty Doggy went out and got a picture of Scary Spice, but he wasn't sure if that was Dirty Dan or Filthy Fred with her.

100 Aker Weirsdoness

Dusty Doggy went sniffing around the landscape and tried to draw his impressions on a map depicting The Weirsdoness and The Netherworld.
Click on map for larger view.
We think he made some mistakes, he's getting old, you know. Maybe that should be Annie's Farm.

Stuffed Animals Censored

King Smut was attempting to film a porn version of Stuffed Animal Tales when the censors put their foot down and stopped it.

Aubvey Wins At Pig Show

Yellow Pig won first prize at the Slop Town Pig Show.

Savvy Showgal

Paris Hilton has more sense than any of those news reporters. They just want to play on or make fun of her interview on Larry King, but fail to see she actually made sense. Like she said, the paparazzi are just trying to make a living like the magazines are trying to sell copies. And she earns her money by acting the way she does. How many people get paid $50,000 just to walk into a bar and act stupid. The tradition goes back to Bo Derek, Goldie Hawn and the like. Even guys like Steve Martin and Jim Carrey have made millions acting silly. Why shouldn't girls do it. They all don't have to act like Oprah. You go girl!

Appendectomy and Aubveyectomy

Tommy Tuberville was delighted to get rid of his infected Appendix as well as the pestering cheerleader doll, Aubvey, saying now he looks forward to a great season without annoying distractions. See article.

Happy Couple Award

Dusty Doggy awards the Happy Couple award to wrestler Chris Beniot and his wife Nancy, also a wrestler known as "Woman". Dusty said they seemed to be the ideal couple except when Chris was on those steroid drugs that make athletes stronger but also causes something called "roid" rage, and that name is not a mistake Dusty made. You can read more about it from Sports Illustrated.

UFO Seen From Plane

Again, pilots and people aboard an airliner claim to have seen a UFO. See the story here.

The Shoe Gets The Boot

Sar had a very popular blog for quite a while. Then she took a break from blogging for a while, then came back to restart her blog up. But suddenly Blogger classified her blog as a Spam Blog and cut her off, and then another company took over her name and addy.

This is what she said about the situation in the comment column of the blog which was now owned by someone else:

Holy Frejoles What Is This?!?!?!

I mean, hey nice blog! Whose is it?

For those of you who don't know, Blogger pegged The Brawl a spam site and locked me out of publishing. So I did the humane thing and pulled the plug on the lately vegitating Brawl (but not before saving you blog addy's so I can continue visting/commenting).

Then I discovered this here blog had taken its place. So fess up, who's the creative genius behind this and amusing us all?

June 13, 2007 7:48 AM

Saddam's WMD found in Whale

Dusty sniffed out a story that the missing Weapons of Mass Destruction that prompted the War in Iraq have been found inside a whale! Unfortunately, Dusty Doggy is blind and can't read. The actual story was about weapons that were found in a whale were from the 1800's, and that was a really old whale! The true story is HERE on CNN.com.

Baby Hilton

Update: since this picture and Paris being returned to jail, she has said she plans to serve her sentence in the jail in a mature manner and be an example for her fans, and that the press should give more attention to the young people serving our country in the service.

Castro On TV

Cheney Aid Going To Jail

GOP Debate

Racketeering

No Favorites

Dusty Doggy

Dusty Doggy thought he deserved a little attention while we all take a little break from blogging for a while.

Veto!

Ugly Grace

Ugly Grace gets prettier at closing time.

New Dance Craze

A new dance craze called the "Death Walk" is taking the Netherworld by storm since Dirty Sanchez performed it at a talent show at Netherworld unSocial Center for the unDead. Cheesemeister was the meister of ceremonies. It has been speculated that Sanchez got the idea from Jacko's Moon Walk dance.

Fish In Terry's Pond

We just had to steal this picture from Terry's Time Out and add the fish jumping. Ain't I a bad doggy?

Another World

Here is a view of the Netherworld Hotel from Ariel's cave. Both of these young ladies linked below have imaginations that transport us into other worlds.

ARIEL'S ORIGINAL PHOTO
CHEESMEISTER

Imus Going To KHEL?

Don Imus got fired from his morning radio show. He was supposed to be a shock jock or something, but he was really bad in the first place. The U.S. President, George Bush, said he listened to him. That shows how bad he was. He sounded like a wart hog mating. There are rumors he might go to KHEL radio in the Netherworld and do a show with Beavis and Butthead. He sounds and acts just like them!

To hear him, press the button in the picture.

Movie From Cheesemeister's Book

Dusty and Icy thought they would try to make a movie based on what they thought Cheesemeister's book would be like. Dusty played the part of Jake because of his voice.

Links to Cheesemeister are on the sidebar.

Click on shapes to hear voices.

Emrald's Tarot Card

To see all the dolls Tarot cards, type "tarot" in the Blogger Search box at the top of the page.

Ariel's Pictures

Our friend, Ariel, doesn't have a blog, but she puts up photos regularly on flickr and we can comment on them. It's just like a blog. And it's fun. She takes beautiful photos. Dusty added the bees to this one. Her site is HERE.

Mickey Rat Sick

Dr. Schitz cares for Mickey Rat after he ate some dog food.

Jesus Loves Children

Dusty got this photo of the janitor, Jesus Ramirez on the playground with the young boy who is Indeterminacy when he was eleven.

Have You Seen Me?

Missing: Jaqueline Picasso. This is her portriat painted by her husband, Pablo. Well, in fact, it is the painting that is missing or has been stolen.

Laughter, Love & Assholes

by Spooky Gal


Hello, darling. To start, let me say that Love and Laughter are two of the most powerful forces of energy in the universe. Laughter is said to be the best medicine and will help keep you in good health along with a loving relationship. And Love, like laughter, will cut down stress as long as it is genuine and not spread around too thin. Well, it should be thinly, but what really counts is the thought and feelings. Like love, it is the feelings you share that really makes the difference more so than just the act of physical sex, darling.

Don't get me wrong, sweety, sex is nice. As a matter of fact it's great, and it is best with the shared feelings of love.

And to really get healthy, laugh during sex! That really puts the two most potent forces together. But watch out, it can backfire. If your partner thinks you are laughing at him or her, it could destroy the relationship and degrade it very quickly into disgust and hate.

Now, hate is bad because it creates stress in the body and eventually destroys the person housing this stressful force inside. Take heed to this, my love.

I should know. I am a spirit. Like a ghost or ghoul or angel. Like that. But I was once a living girl, but unfortunately I got in the habit of laughing during sex, especially when I smoked pot. That was my downfall. One guy took it that I was laughing at him. So now I am a spirit. So I can only give this advice: Don't make love with assholes who take themselves seriously. They only laugh at others and can't laugh at themselves. And they can't take it when someone laughs at them. Believe me, darlings!