Have you ever had someone to act nice when they are talking to you, but when you turn around they make a face at you like they don't like you or something? Well, you can use a psychic self defense technique by meditating and imaging that you are surrounded by an aura of super-glue. and when someone makes a face at you behind your back, the nether-glue freezes their face in that position so they have to go around like that the rest of the day!
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Pettifogger was the first to announce that he will be a candidate for Mayor of Necropolis, the capital city of the Netherworld. We are awaiting any further announcements from others. Pettifogger said he was anxious to debate any undead, zombie, skeleton, sewer rat, road kill or rock singer concerning the needs of the decaying City of the Dead. Check in here and the Crappy Times for any further announcements.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Steak Thru the Heart, or Steak Through the Heart or Steak N' Heart Restaurant is serving human breaded liver as pancakes. They are adding to the delight of breakfast by putting images on them. Religious folk think it is Jesus and Mary. News junkies think it is political candidates. Sports enthusiasts think it is the latest championship fight. Dumb-asses think it is a scene from FRIENDS sitcom tv show. Perverts think it is a porno scene. People on drugs think it is a rock concert. But they all agree that it's the taste that makes them oh so good!
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
The Good Doctor from the Netherworld has suffered a nervous breakdown. He said he sees sperm cells everywhere he goes and fears that giant sperm are chasing him and going to penetrate him.
Dr. Schitz said, "It all began when I counted sperm instead of sheep to go to sleep. Now they are everywhere! They are going to get me! They think that my cloning will put them out of business!"
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Friday, November 09, 2007
This photo was posted April 24, 2006. Actually it was one of the first gif's I tried to make. It is the doll April from Mrs. Weirsdo's Naked Gymnastics for Jesus on her original Pansi Files, now the Stuffed Animal Tales. Recently, we have been getting more hits on that post than any other individual post on any of our blogs. The visitors are coming from search engines.
Thursday, November 08, 2007
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Monday, November 05, 2007
Sunday, November 04, 2007
Teddy Baer got the part of Frederick in the upcoming movie version of Gone with the Captists. Teddy wanted the part of Junior, but the producers liked this screen test the best in spite of the fact he got confused with the lines and said Scarlette instead of Annie.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Recently, Dog the Bounty Hunter used the N-word in a conversation in the privacy of his home but a tape was made and it has caused quite a furor, just like with other celebrities whose tongue got over their eye-tooth and they couldn't see what they were saying. Things are changing, so it seems. Here is a clip from "Pulp Fiction" that was made only twelve years ago. Is there a difference in connotation of a word in film and literature than in commentary and private talk? What is happening?
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Arsewipe put on the bear costume and tried out for the upcoming film version of Gone With The Captists, but he was told that he should go over and try out for King Smut's movie, Gone With The Flush.
The original scene is HERE
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Lammy went for a screen test for the part of Annie in the upcoming movie version of Gone With The Captists. Suffice to say she didn't get the part. Wrong accent. As a matter of fact, wrong language! Wrong setting and wrong country. Not to mention bad acting. She just didn't seem to take the part seriously.
The English written version is HERE
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
by Woody, the Curmudgeon Clairvoyant
By any other name, he smells the same. And so does his singing. It is a mystery why a turd rises to the top and floats. No science nor philosophy nor reasoning can fathom the perplexing enigma of his rise to fame and how he perpetuates his success. He is shallow like scum floating on the surface of a stagnant pond.
But there will come a courtesy flush.
Monday, October 08, 2007
Sunday, October 07, 2007
by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant
Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.
Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Zack was the guest host for "Flavor of Axe" show this week, and he seemed to be saying that Daria had a couple kids, the best we could make out. He thinks he is a rapper and tries to talk that way all the time, so it is hard to understand what the hell that fool is saying! It was a good show this week in spite of Zack.
Monday, October 01, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
CLICK HERE to read the article "Stupid Boss Tricks" by Cheesemeister
The program is a trial version that I am considering to buy soon. It has a water mark of the name "CrazyTalk" by Reallusion. It's about as easy as editing audio by itself. The program does all the work, like Cheesemeister has to do.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Monday, September 10, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Thanks to Dr. Schitz, Pendant Ken is making a remarkable recovery from his wounds he received after being shot in the Netherworld and then struck by Gogo's metal ball weapon. Some of his wounds are still visible. Here we see him dancing with his wooden girlfriend.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Dusty Doggy went sniffing around the landscape and tried to draw his impressions on a map depicting The Weirsdoness and The Netherworld.
Click on map for larger view.
We think he made some mistakes, he's getting old, you know. Maybe that should be Annie's Farm.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Paris Hilton has more sense than any of those news reporters. They just want to play on or make fun of her interview on Larry King, but fail to see she actually made sense. Like she said, the paparazzi are just trying to make a living like the magazines are trying to sell copies. And she earns her money by acting the way she does. How many people get paid $50,000 just to walk into a bar and act stupid. The tradition goes back to Bo Derek, Goldie Hawn and the like. Even guys like Steve Martin and Jim Carrey have made millions acting silly. Why shouldn't girls do it. They all don't have to act like Oprah. You go girl!
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Friday, June 29, 2007
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Dusty Doggy awards the Happy Couple award to wrestler Chris Beniot and his wife Nancy, also a wrestler known as "Woman". Dusty said they seemed to be the ideal couple except when Chris was on those steroid drugs that make athletes stronger but also causes something called "roid" rage, and that name is not a mistake Dusty made. You can read more about it from Sports Illustrated.
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Saturday, June 23, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Sar had a very popular blog for quite a while. Then she took a break from blogging for a while, then came back to restart her blog up. But suddenly Blogger classified her blog as a Spam Blog and cut her off, and then another company took over her name and addy.
This is what she said about the situation in the comment column of the blog which was now owned by someone else:
Holy Frejoles What Is This?!?!?!
I mean, hey nice blog! Whose is it?
For those of you who don't know, Blogger pegged The Brawl a spam site and locked me out of publishing. So I did the humane thing and pulled the plug on the lately vegitating Brawl (but not before saving you blog addy's so I can continue visting/commenting).
Then I discovered this here blog had taken its place. So fess up, who's the creative genius behind this and amusing us all?
June 13, 2007 7:48 AM
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Dusty sniffed out a story that the missing Weapons of Mass Destruction that prompted the War in Iraq have been found inside a whale! Unfortunately, Dusty Doggy is blind and can't read. The actual story was about weapons that were found in a whale were from the 1800's, and that was a really old whale! The true story is HERE on CNN.com.
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Saturday, June 09, 2007
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Saturday, April 28, 2007
A new dance craze called the "Death Walk" is taking the Netherworld by storm since Dirty Sanchez performed it at a talent show at Netherworld unSocial Center for the unDead. Cheesemeister was the meister of ceremonies. It has been speculated that Sanchez got the idea from Jacko's Moon Walk dance.
Monday, April 23, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Friday, April 13, 2007
Don Imus got fired from his morning radio show. He was supposed to be a shock jock or something, but he was really bad in the first place. The U.S. President, George Bush, said he listened to him. That shows how bad he was. He sounded like a wart hog mating. There are rumors he might go to KHEL radio in the Netherworld and do a show with Beavis and Butthead. He sounds and acts just like them!
To hear him, press the button in the picture.
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Monday, April 09, 2007
Dusty and Icy thought they would try to make a movie based on what they thought Cheesemeister's book would be like. Dusty played the part of Jake because of his voice.
Links to Cheesemeister are on the sidebar.
Click on shapes to hear voices.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Sunday, March 04, 2007
by Spooky Gal
Hello, darling. To start, let me say that Love and Laughter are two of the most powerful forces of energy in the universe. Laughter is said to be the best medicine and will help keep you in good health along with a loving relationship. And Love, like laughter, will cut down stress as long as it is genuine and not spread around too thin. Well, it should be thinly, but what really counts is the thought and feelings. Like love, it is the feelings you share that really makes the difference more so than just the act of physical sex, darling.
Don't get me wrong, sweety, sex is nice. As a matter of fact it's great, and it is best with the shared feelings of love.
And to really get healthy, laugh during sex! That really puts the two most potent forces together. But watch out, it can backfire. If your partner thinks you are laughing at him or her, it could destroy the relationship and degrade it very quickly into disgust and hate.
Now, hate is bad because it creates stress in the body and eventually destroys the person housing this stressful force inside. Take heed to this, my love.
I should know. I am a spirit. Like a ghost or ghoul or angel. Like that. But I was once a living girl, but unfortunately I got in the habit of laughing during sex, especially when I smoked pot. That was my downfall. One guy took it that I was laughing at him. So now I am a spirit. So I can only give this advice: Don't make love with assholes who take themselves seriously. They only laugh at others and can't laugh at themselves. And they can't take it when someone laughs at them. Believe me, darlings!
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