Brown Bear Brownie Restores Partial Memory of Dog Face Girl

In our continuing investigation of the strange Blochalela Foundation Institute Place of the Pansi Files, we have already discovered that several ghosts or spirits such as that of Ayn Rand and Sigmund Freud have been seen there. The specter of the good doctor seems to have taken on a affable association with Brown Bear Brownie, the resident hypnotist for the Foundation.

The Brown Bear was assigned to a session with the Dog Face Girl in an attempt to restore her memory which was lost after a high dive into a low well. When the good doctor's specter mentioned that Dog Face Girl was in denial, Brown Bear Brownie could only think about his love for Emrald and the fun sessions he had with her when they regressed to her past life in Egypt along the Nile. Thus he sent Dog Face Girl back there.

The shock brought the Dog Face Girl partially back to reality. She could only recall her marriage to the Alien Guy and ran back to him, leaving the Foundation behind before Brown Bear Brownie could complete the session to restore her whole memory. The Alien Guy was thrilled to have the Dog Face Girl back and he became un-gay and broke up with Wolfie of the Death Cheese Band.

Shocker At DC Concert

Yes, it was a knock out shocker at the Death Cheese concert when Fish Lips Smelte made a surprising marriage proposal to the Dog Face Girl. Or was it just the smell that knocked her out. Reports are that she may respond on her audio blog in a day or two after she has had time to recover from the shock.

Cheesemeister Chosen As Director

The Cheesemeister has been chosen to direct the movie "Plan 9 From The NetherWorld" under the spiritual auspices of Director Ed Wood. It is rumored that she may co-write the screenplay. The flick is Produced by Mr. Banana of the Pansi Files and filmed at White Dog Studios. The project will be supervised by Minnie Strator. Death Cheese will produce the musical soundtrack.

The photo above is a preliminary meeting with the contengent cast. On the far right is the director, Cheesemeister next to Entail and Lammy. Wolfie's grandniece, Holle, hugs Lammy's leg passionately. Behind Holle is the Dog Face Girl standing next to Diamonelle. In front of them is Flowering Kudzu. In the background is Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times who may have more details concerning the project. And that is Icy, the white dog, pooping in the background. It is also rumored that Diamonelle will be the first character killed off in the flick.

Shooting is scheduled to begin next month, but may start as early as this week since these cheapy flicks are thrown together on a shoestring and Ed Wood is spiritually advising the production.

Dog Face Girl Speaks Out About Wolfie

On her newborn Audio Blog, The Dog Face Girl uncovered that Wolfie espouses the potency of practice. She exposed that even though we may have conceptions of the werewolf as savage and carnal, he is, in fact, a very hardened member of the Death Cheese Band penetrating deeply into the philosophy that practice makes perfect. Exploding the myths he made her come to the climax that practicing quite rigorously and vigorously is foreplay to heightening professional performance as well as personal intercourse in daily life. Listen to her Audio Blog!

Visit To Dog Face Girl

Dusty visited Dog Face Girl at the Blochalela Foundation, where she is being cared for during her pregnancy by Dr. Doo Doo. When asked if she felt she was getting good care, Dog Face Girl replied, "I feel goody goody goody!"

When asked if she wanted to leave, she said, "I feel goody goody goody!" And then she was asked if she was being held against her will and she answered, "I feel goody goody goody!"

Dusty noticed that although the lobby appeared to be very opulent, her room was rather scroungy in appearance and actually stunk with obnoxious and nauseating odors! When asked if she was satisfied with her accommodations, she stated, "I feel goody goody goody!"


NOTE: Dr. Doo Doo and the Blochalela Foundation are creations of Mrs. Weirsdo in the Pansi Files. Dog Face Girl is the wife of the Alien Guy.