Lambkin and Lil' Grimmy

Lammy's daughter Lambkin practices with The Grim Reaper's son, Lil' Grimmy, for the kindergarten Halloween pageant at the Netherworld Elementary School.

CHRISTOPHER

Lambkin meets CHRISTOPHER while in La La Land in an upcoming episode of Growing Up Lammy.

Lambkin's Story

Lambkin was born Jan. 18, 2007. That makes her less than three-years-old. But she is mature beyond her age.

Lammy was pregnant when she died in a accident trying to reverse the curse that Enditall the Witch cast on her giving her a lamb's head. She went to court and got her death reversed and her life was restored along with her child, Lambkin.

Lammy made Axe Man think the child was his in order not to be kicked off his contest show, but it was in fact the child of Peter Piper, who was half goat and half man. This caused the child to look like a sheep.

Lammy finally went to the late Dr. Quincy, who went into plastic surgery after his death and he restored Lammy as well as the child to human appearance. But Lambkin's growth was almost doubled by the treatment. Thus Mia Lamb, called Lambkin, has the maturity of a five-year-old.

Role Models

Little Lambkin stands on the fire escape watching her role models down on the corner.

Poor Little Lambkin

The results from the DNA paternal tests were supposed to be made public last summer by Dr. Schitz, but no word has been forthcoming. We were wondering what happened and got this video of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, dancing on the bar at Ugly Grace's. We have learned that all the men of the Netherworld have each paid a hefty sum to Dr. Schitz to NOT reveal the findings of the test and not reveal the true father of Lammy's baby. Lambkin is a talented child, but, boy is it ugly!

Peter Piper the Papa?

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.

Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.