When Jove sent blessings to all men that are,
And Mercury conveyed them in a jar,
That friend of tricksters introduced by stealth
Disease for the apothecary's health,
Whose gratitude impelled him to proclaim:
"My deadliest drug shall bear my patron's name!"
G.J.
Since Dr. and Mrs. Doo Doo of the Pansi Files lost their child by having it eaten by her pet hamster, her spirit has been haunting the good doctor's computer, which Joon spent hours playing games on. Was she so engrossed with computers that when she was separated from her body, her spirit entered the home network?
It was Nurse Malibu that was attacked by the Killer Rabbit, not Daisy 2 as first reported. We do make a mistake once in a while. She is reported to recovering quite well in the Doll Emergency Unit. Nurse Malibu works for Dr. Doo-Doo, the pill pushing doctor from the Pansi Files. This is an old file photo that depicts the good doctor out on the town with his nurse, which revealed just another scandal in that sin city of Petesville. This, naturally, raises some questions about the recent attack. We suspect that the good doctor's wife, Doo-Doo Girl had something to do with it. She must have put the rabbit up to it or planted it where it could harm the good nurse. It has been noted that Doo-Doo Girl has been jealous for some time. It was also suspected that Doo-Doo Girl released the Killer Rabbit onto President Carter back in the 70's because she said, "I drive a Ford truck. Ford is better!" It was also rumored that it was Doo-Doo girl who was in the Watergate Hotel with President Nixon when that scandal known as 'Watergate' broke out.
Here is a patient at the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place after Blochalela and Dr. Doo-doo have been treating him.
Mrs. Weirsdo of the Pansi Files created the characters but she is not responsible for the use of these characters or the content of this blog.
The long running theatrical hit, "Dismemberment of Dr. Doo Doo" is finally coming out on DVD. The movie is a the last major production from Black Bear Hobbes with collaboration from Indie of Indeterminacy and Quentin Tarantino.
In the latest poll of adolescents, Dr. Doo Doo Man was rejected as a role model. Dr. Phil beat him out by a fraction of a percentage point. Dr. Doo Doo couldn't be reached for comment this morning due to a business trip to Afghanistan.
Dusty couldn't understand what Dr. Phil was talking about when he contacted him. "Dr. Phill talks too fast!" Dusty explained,. "Dr. Phil probably won because he reminds kids of their parents because they can't figure out what he is talking about."
Dr. Doo Doo was abducted from the Blochalela Foundation by one of his patients who recently had a plastic surgery makeover. The suspect is patient known as "Dog Face Girl" who was recently shot in the face by an unknown assailant. She was pregnant at the time, but the baby was saved by cc, but it's condition and all information about it are being held in strick secrecy. Reports released by Blochalela state that the injections administered by the good doctor as well as the fact they made her a natural red head in the makeover, created uncontrollable passion in her. It was said by an anonymous source that she tied Dr. Doo Doo by strings and forced him to sing "Bye Bye Bye" over and over to her. It was also reported that she has started a new blog of her own and has been seductively approaching other male bloggers. Dr. Doo Doo was eventually released, but reportedly stated that he would never listen to pop music again. The whereabouts of the Dog Face Girl is unknown.
NOTE: Dr. Doo Doo and the Blochalela Foundation are creations of Mrs. Weirsdo for the Pansi Files.
We especially wish to extend our gratitude and thanks to Lula for her contributions to this article by emailing us this photo. She is really a good sport. She was bitten by a dog as a child and is trying to overcome her fear and disgust of them.
Dusty got the real story behind the photo of General Grevious we recently saw in the Pansi Files! Actually, Dr. Doo Doo made him leap into the air because he poked him with the electric corn cob that has a sharp point on it. 
