Sunday, May 28, 2006

Clone Daisy 2 Believed to be Victim of Killer Rabbit

Ariel has pictures of a doll that has been killed. The first reports is that it may be Daisy 2, the clone of Daisy 1 of the Pansi Files. We are awaiting confirmation of this tradgic event. Witnesses report that the doll was mutilated by a killer rabbit which is believed to be the same killer rabbit that attacted President Carter. We are awaiting word from an official spokesperson from the Pansi Files and NG4J (Naked Gymnastics for Jesus) as to the identity of the victim.

6 comments:

weirsdo said...

I'm afraid that may be Nurse Malibu. I wonder if Killer Rabbit is trying to attract attention and get into Death Cheese?

Dusty Doggy said...

EDITOR'S NOTE: I suppose Mrs. Weirsdo is the official spokesperson, so that must be an official statement. It was Dr. Doo-Doo's nurse that was mauled. Latest reports is that she is in the emergency doll care unit and is in critical condition, but not a dead doll. Story later.

cheesemeister said...

Egad! My son has a killer rabbit just like this which I bought him for a pet. It is very fond of the members of Death Cheese but dislikes the Spooky Guy From My Laundry Room because he likes to kick it. My rabbit Daria wishes it known that she has nothing to do with this situation and finds it appalling when rabbits go carniverous.

ariel said...

oh my, it's shocking

Indeterminacy said...

I believe this photo has been doctored to frame the killer rabbit! Look at this version that I posted last year:

http://indeterminacy.blogspot.com/2005/06/captain-max-of-metaphysical-murder.html

Dusty Doggy said...

Thank you for your interest and concern, Indie. You surely do understand as the Paparozzi and editors of tabloids, we must go to great lengths to maintain our reputations for publishing sensational stories gleamed from mundane or rehashed news.