Saturday, April 29, 2006
Dusty took this photo of Sissy of the Pansi Files with his collar-cam showing Sissy cleaning the toilets and bathrooms for Mr. Banana who "keeps her up" and allegedly also gets other certain "favors" from her outside his marriage. It was rumored that she was actually smuggled in from Mexico while hiding inside a pinata.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Minnie Strator discovered this card from the deck of the Pansi Files Tarot Cards and immediately ordered that Brittney be put on employment probation as well as sending Mrs. Weirsdo a letter of reprimand, stating that she should never allow subordinates to produce what Minnie Strator called "demeaning images of superiors." Minnie Strator is the Administrator of Public Affairs and Goings-on of the Petesville Corporate Infastructure.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Dusty continued his investigation of the Pansi Files by going over to the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place where he saw Dr. Freud with Brown Bear Brownie and Emrald. But then Dusty noticed a snake and ran before asking any questions.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Brittney argues that Tarot Cards are not only art, but an early way of making secret books to preserve spiritual teachings that were banned by the Church. She believes they should be included in the Cultural Festival of Petesville. She showed Dusty this sample card from her Naked Gymnastics Tarot Deck.
NOTE: This is a parady site poking fun at and with the Pansi Files as well as the occult. There really isn't a Gymnastics Tarot Deck, but for more information about Tarot Cards and where to purchase them as well as a free reading, go to Facade.com
Monday, April 24, 2006
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Friday, April 21, 2006
Brittney took time out from her birthday celebration yesterday to stop by Pansi's church with her friend, Jenna Bush, to remind and warn people of the upcoming date of June 6, 2006 (6/6/06). But they wouldn't give any specific details about it and refused to talk to our reporter, Dusty.
at 1:50 PM
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Dusty snapped this picture at Pansi's new church, but Tom C. denies even being there. He said he was with his wife who was having their baby. Dusty suspects that Doug of Waking Ambrose has had plastic surgery at the Blochalela Place to give him a new look and this was Doug after his surgery. It is rumored that his profile picture is a mask he is wearing to fool people, just like the tricky words he uses.
Pansi Files is here
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Monday, April 17, 2006
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Many of Black Bear Hobbes' friends and former colleagues in the film making business try to cheer him up with a sandwich made of Wagyu beef, fresh lobe foie gras, black truffle mayonnaise, brie de meaux, rocket, red pepper and mustard confit, and English plum tomatoes, all packed into 24-hour fermented sour dough bread.
Black Bear Hobbes is a character of The Pansi Files.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Dusty snuck into the Blochalela Foundation or Institute and claims he saw Ayn Rand's spirit with Blochalela. Also there, he claims, was JK Rowling, Aubvey and Dr. Doo Doo.
The Blochalela Foundation and doll characters are creations of Mrs. Weirsdo and her children Mall Diva and Toy Player for The Pansi Files.