Pansi's Holy of Holies

In a religious ceremony at Petesville Church of the Pansi Files, Pansi has adorned her Base Chaukra. This is considered a Holy sacrament of the Holy Hole. During the Church service, there was quite a bit of sounds resembling flatulence and foul odors emitting from the altar area, but Brittney insisted it was just Pansi "Speaking in Tongues" through her newly enlightened base chaukra. She compared it metaphorically to the purring of Venus, the Feline Deity.

New Church For Petesville

Venus the Holy Cat sits on the altar with Julia, flanked by Brittney in black and Pansi in pink as they dedicate their new church since the original was destroyed by Axe of the Death Cheese on the Devil's Day, June 6.

A Cheesey Seclusion

It seems that Axe Man of the group Death Cheese has locked himself in his room and won't come out. He just keeps singing to himself. Even the Cheesemeister can't get him to budge. We hear that he is love struck over Brittney of the Pansi Files.

Devil Warns About Julia

The Devil sent us a message about Brittney and Julia of the Pansi Files.
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Julia's Tarot Card

Julia, The High Priestess, holds a scroll inscribed with the word Tora, signifying the Greater Law, the Secret Law and the second sense of the Word. It is partly covered to show that some things are implied and some are literal. She is seated between the white and black pillars--J. and B.--of the mystic Temple.

Julia represents the Marriage of the Prince who is no longer of this world (CHRISTOPHER) and Holy Mother of the New Princess (VENUS) who replaces HIM in this world.

This is not to be confused with Brittney's card. Her right hand gives the well-known Satanic sign while the High Priestess Julia makes no sign. Brittney is the ruling power of the external world, as Julia is the prevailing genius of the esoteric. Brittney represents the keys of orthodox doctrine, and the outer side of the life which leads to dogma. Brittney is not of true religion, although she is a mode of its expression.

Role Reversal

Brittney and her friend use black magic to turn Mrs. Weirsdo's kids (Toyplayer and Mall Diva) into dolls.

Naked Gymnastics Tarot Cards

Brittney argues that Tarot Cards are not only art, but an early way of making secret books to preserve spiritual teachings that were banned by the Church. She believes they should be included in the Cultural Festival of Petesville. She showed Dusty this sample card from her Naked Gymnastics Tarot Deck.

NOTE: This is a parady site poking fun at and with the Pansi Files as well as the occult. There really isn't a Gymnastics Tarot Deck, but for more information about Tarot Cards and where to purchase them as well as a free reading, go to Facade.com