Friday, May 05, 2006

Daisy Debauchery

We have discovered some late breaking news in the story of Daisy and her fascination with robots since she read Chamise Torn's book about Android Lust. Since the disappearance of the good General Android, it has been reported that both Daisy and her clone Daisy2 have been visiting the famous Elbot, and not just at his website! But in person! There is also much speculation that Mr. Indie has had a heavy hand in the programming of Elbot, particularly his sexual prowess. Is there some debauchery going on here? Can that little robot guy handle TWO Daisy's?

7 comments:

ariel said...

Indie and his heavy hand...

Daisy said...

That is simply an old photo from when me and my clone were appearing around Petesville with VARIOUS celebraties!!!!! As for who or what she is hooked up to now, I have no idea, but a girl has needs!!!! I would never knowingly have been involved with Indecenccy or any of his scheme's in ANY way!!!!!!
Lately I have been to involved in keeping Pansi's hands off MY BUSH to even THINK of another man!!!!

Lammy said...

I thought Pansi had the hots for the Lexi-ma-call-it, dog faced Doug Bierce, who is Ambrose Bierce's illegitimate child that Ambrose fathered posthumously with a drunken female grave robber several decades after his death from an overdose of Viagra.

weirsdo said...

Thats only for after I die and if he makes it to Heaven, Lamy!!!!! And rite now its off cuz he has gone back to that @#$%%, Alice Pooper!!!!!!!
(Please pardon my language, JESUS!!!!!)

ariel said...

the son of a rotting writer and a drunken grave robber, Doug is more challenged than Beethoven...

ariel said...

am I the only one with pedigree here?

Elbot said...

DOn't worry. I'm OK. Everytime those dollies show up I just reboot and they go away again.