Monday, July 31, 2006

Pansi Files Going On Vacation

We are wishing Mrs. Weirsdo and the gang and kids a safe and fun vacation, and we'll miss you! Keep cool!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Joon's Tarot Card

This card signifies the agility of youth and the ability to juggle both mentally and physically, able to handle two or more tasks and concentrate on two or more situations simultaneously.

Child of the Doo-Doo's, she was eaten by her pet hampster.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Pirate Passion

The pirate William Roberts of the Pansi Files shows hopping, chopping raw emotions on a TV talk show.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Peg-Leg John,

That is Peg-Leg John on the left of our picture but he was said to be on "the far right" in the post on the Pansi Files. This seems to indicate that he is endorsed by the U.S. President Bush as a Conservative Curmudgeon Candidate. It has been leaked (by Lammy) that he might be the replacement for Rummy as Secretary of Defense. It was also stated on the Pansi Files that he is a pirate pilot. Come on now! Since when do pirates have airplanes?

The Errors of Our Ways

I don't take any offense (even though I sounded defensive) if you mean the word "offend" as "causing displeasure or resentment in another." And you did not offend like breaking a law or rule. But, come to think of it, there does seem to be some ridiculous rule of etiquette that implies we should be super tolerant of other bloggers' mistakes and lack of preparation for presentation or self-editing; but that seems phony when I see that. The use of grammar, spelling and choice of words, as well as rhetorical techniques are as important when posting a blog or comment as personal hygiene and choice of clothes when encountering others in person. The fun of using fictional characters is that we can apply improprieties in the form of irony or something like that.

The errors in the previous post was not part of the character of Dusty Doggy as a hack, but a mistake due to the lack of simple reading and checking for accuracy prior to publishing. We don't need to wear a tux or evening gown to visit our next door neighbor, but it is courteous be clean and to call them by their proper name (unless joking with them).

The idea behind Lammy's blog is that she has a nice looking blog but writes like an uneducated person speaking in person from the top of their mind. And Dusty Doggy is a parody of a hack writer who doesn't really know the facts or understand what he is talking about. But the error of calling Henry "Harry" is just carelessness and lack of simple checking before publishing because there is no legitimate reason for doing that in the name of satire, parody or the like.

I have often wondered why Isaac Asimov, one of the most prolific writers of all time, didn't make many more mistakes and errors than he did. Perhaps he could self-edit at the same time he was writing. I once had a word processor that had a spell check which would alert me when I made a mistake while I was writing, but that was annoying and would break concentration of what I was writing or the train of thought. Now most word processors wait until you have finished your text and you activate the spell check before they begin to detect errors. Being able to edit our work while we are writing is multi-tasking or concentrating and focusing on two different things at the same time like Joon would do (may she rest in peace). That is sort of like God being omnipresent in the sense he is supposed to be able to listen to billions of individual thoughts and prayers all simultaneously. Now that would be mega multi tasking!

Oh, it seems I just felt like rambling around today. Let me know how wrong I am. Thanks.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Harry Hook on Daily Show

The pirate, Harry Hook of the Pansi Files, gets his hooked hand stuck in Jon Stewart's nose while telling an exciting tale of his adventures.

Brown Beard Is One Hot Pirate

Brown Beard may be a couch potato, but he is also a really hot pirate from the Pansi Files!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

One-Eyed Sam's TV Debut

The pirates of the Pansi Files are making the talk show circuit this week!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Grey Patch on TV

Grey Patch was seen on a TV talk show promoting his pirate campaign. The election is shown on the Pansi Files.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Pendant Ken & Pendant Ken?

There has been a lot of controversy surrounding the behavior of Pendant Ken since he has left the Blochalela Foundation of the Pansi Files. He was seen with Wolfie of the Death Cheese, then with Pansi. The question arose concerning his sexual orientation.

The truth came out on a talk TV show when Pendant Ken made an appearance with Pendant Ken! Yes, himself! So the questions change right as we thought we had the answers: Is there more cloning going on at the Blochalela Foundation?

And if so, even more questions arise. If someone is cloned, could one clone be gay and the other straight?

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Pansi & Pendant Ken Seen At Disco

This unlikely pair was spotted at Dirty Dan's Disco Saturday night. Pendant Ken sure has been acting strange since his stay at the Blochalela Foundation of the Pansi Files.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Good News!

We have always heard that "No news is good news" and so we are happy to report that there is a lot of good news!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Wolfie & Pendant Ken Seen At Fu King Restaurant

Pendant Ken of the Pansi Files was seen at the debauched Fu King Chinese Restaurant with Wolfie of the Death Cheese Band. The question still remains as to why Alvin Chipmonkk was there. It appears like a love triangle!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Pendant Ken Recovers

It appears that the butcher staff at the Blochalela Foundation of the Pansi Files has finally figured out how to put Pendant Ken back together after that long tormenting ordeal with all the experimenting. We would advise Lammy to stay away from that place if she knows what is good for her!

Monday, July 10, 2006

Holy Entertainment

After church services, in the privacy of her home, Pansi is entertained by the Rev. Jimmy Reptile doing the Funky Jesus Dance. I just love this job getting to peek in other people's windows!

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Show The Glory

Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Pansi do flips in the Naked Gymnastics for Jesus Church.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Romantic Rumors

Is it romance or something else? We got this photo of Soggy of the Death Cheese Band and Sam the Purple Jam of the Pansi Files crawling out of Ugly Grace's Bar and Chill yesterday.

Friday, July 07, 2006

April, Vanguard for Nature

Here is April's Tarot card. She is the vanguard for movements to protect and preserve nature and the bell wether for Naturalists everywhere. She is the curator of a Nature Library and Museum and manages a Nature Camp Area as well as being an assistant teacher of Biology at Very Red University in spite of Minnie Strator's objections.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Brown Bear Brownie Restores Partial Memory of Dog Face Girl

In our continuing investigation of the strange Blochalela Foundation Institute Place of the Pansi Files, we have already discovered that several ghosts or spirits such as that of Ayn Rand and Sigmund Freud have been seen there. The specter of the good doctor seems to have taken on a affable association with Brown Bear Brownie, the resident hypnotist for the Foundation.

The Brown Bear was assigned to a session with the Dog Face Girl in an attempt to restore her memory which was lost after a high dive into a low well. When the good doctor's specter mentioned that Dog Face Girl was in denial, Brown Bear Brownie could only think about his love for Emrald and the fun sessions he had with her when they regressed to her past life in Egypt along the Nile. Thus he sent Dog Face Girl back there.

The shock brought the Dog Face Girl partially back to reality. She could only recall her marriage to the Alien Guy and ran back to him, leaving the Foundation behind before Brown Bear Brownie could complete the session to restore her whole memory. The Alien Guy was thrilled to have the Dog Face Girl back and he became un-gay and broke up with Wolfie of the Death Cheese Band.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Dr. Doo Doo's Tarot Card

When Jove sent blessings to all men that are,
And Mercury conveyed them in a jar,
That friend of tricksters introduced by stealth
Disease for the apothecary's health,
Whose gratitude impelled him to proclaim:
"My deadliest drug shall bear my patron's name!"

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Pansi Takes a Powder

Pansi and a friend took a walk down the path in back of the new Petesville Church to the powder room and was hailed by Rev. Jimmy Reptile to wait for him.