Venus Helps Play Production

Venus uses her magic glowing eye to produce the illusion of the sea for the background as Toyplayer directs the actors during a dress rehearsal of his play he is presenting on the Pansi Files.

Pirate Play Premiers

Finaly Toyplayer's pirate play has come to the Pansi Files!

Pirate Passion

The pirate William Roberts of the Pansi Files shows hopping, chopping raw emotions on a TV talk show.

Peg-Leg John,

That is Peg-Leg John on the left of our picture but he was said to be on "the far right" in the post on the Pansi Files. This seems to indicate that he is endorsed by the U.S. President Bush as a Conservative Curmudgeon Candidate. It has been leaked (by Lammy) that he might be the replacement for Rummy as Secretary of Defense. It was also stated on the Pansi Files that he is a pirate pilot. Come on now! Since when do pirates have airplanes?

Harry Hook on Daily Show

The pirate, Harry Hook of the Pansi Files, gets his hooked hand stuck in Jon Stewart's nose while telling an exciting tale of his adventures.

Brown Beard Is One Hot Pirate

Brown Beard may be a couch potato, but he is also a really hot pirate from the Pansi Files!

One-Eyed Sam's TV Debut

The pirates of the Pansi Files are making the talk show circuit this week!

Grey Patch on TV

Grey Patch was seen on a TV talk show promoting his pirate campaign. The election is shown on the Pansi Files.

Story Time

Click on picture
for story told by Mall Diva
and written by Toy Player

Cool Story

Toyplayer and Mall Diva, co-authors of the Pansi Files, are making stories and posting them in audio. Dusty liked this one and made a cartoon version of how he imagined it when he heard them acting it out.

Read and hear their story here.

To see Dusty's cartoon version of it, click on the picture above.