The rap recording made by Diamonelle and her brother was rejected today by the producers in the Recording Studio. They claimed it did not satisfy the Rap Code for Publication, citing the lack of offensive language. They insisted that she return to the studio with at least 40 offensive curse words salt and peppered into the lyrics. A producer was heard to say that the "F-word" must be in there at least five time as a minimum.
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
Daisy has been trying very hard to get someone to listen to her babbling Audio Autobiography on the Pansi Files. She has made dozens of public appearances similar to this one on a talk show where the host looks on in total disgust after hearing a sound byte of it. The host was later heard to say "It stinks!"
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Dr. Doo Doo was abducted from the Blochalela Foundation by one of his patients who recently had a plastic surgery makeover. The suspect is patient known as "Dog Face Girl" who was recently shot in the face by an unknown assailant. She was pregnant at the time, but the baby was saved by cc, but it's condition and all information about it are being held in strick secrecy. Reports released by Blochalela state that the injections administered by the good doctor as well as the fact they made her a natural red head in the makeover, created uncontrollable passion in her. It was said by an anonymous source that she tied Dr. Doo Doo by strings and forced him to sing "Bye Bye Bye" over and over to her. It was also reported that she has started a new blog of her own and has been seductively approaching other male bloggers. Dr. Doo Doo was eventually released, but reportedly stated that he would never listen to pop music again. The whereabouts of the Dog Face Girl is unknown.
NOTE: Dr. Doo Doo and the Blochalela Foundation are creations of Mrs. Weirsdo for the Pansi Files.
We especially wish to extend our gratitude and thanks to Lula for her contributions to this article by emailing us this photo. She is really a good sport. She was bitten by a dog as a child and is trying to overcome her fear and disgust of them.
Friday, October 21, 2005
Daisy, one of the stars of "Naked Gymnastics For Jesus" show was arrested today and charged with counterfeiting. She was wearing a beautiful outfit styled and designed by Mall Diva. The outfit was made out of money. It was "funny money" the arresting officer declared. Dusty got this photo as she waved good-by before entering her cell to serve her sentence. Mall Diva was not charged in the case because of the lack of evidence. Daisy seemed pleased with the cell, saying it was a lot nicer than either her dressing room at the studio or her apartment. Her "loyer" claimed it was a trumped charge held in a kangaroo court. The judge was not available for comment because they said he was drunk and passed out.
Daisy is a character created by Mrs. Weirsdo for The Pansi Files.
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Dusty also stopped by Daisy's apartment and took this picture of her and the disgusting cave troll gobbling down hotdogs.
It was obvious that Daisy co-inhabits the nasty cave-like dwelling with the uncouth security person (or thing) .
Further investigation revealed that Daisy is addicted to eating the unwholesome meat and spends all her salary and personal income on the "dirt-cheap" ground scraps called hotdogs.
She purchases the cheapest in order to have more of them.
NOTE: Daisy and the Cave Troll are characters of the Pansi Files.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Dusty visited Dog Face Girl at the Blochalela Foundation, where she is being cared for during her pregnancy by Dr. Doo Doo. When asked if she felt she was getting good care, Dog Face Girl replied, "I feel goody goody goody!"
When asked if she wanted to leave, she said, "I feel goody goody goody!" And then she was asked if she was being held against her will and she answered, "I feel goody goody goody!"
Dusty noticed that although the lobby appeared to be very opulent, her room was rather scroungy in appearance and actually stunk with obnoxious and nauseating odors! When asked if she was satisfied with her accommodations, she stated, "I feel goody goody goody!"
NOTE: Dr. Doo Doo and the Blochalela Foundation are creations of Mrs. Weirsdo in the Pansi Files. Dog Face Girl is the wife of the Alien Guy.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Dusty's mind is spastic and muddled, to say the least At the time he asked the question about The Pansi Files, he was comparing the Naked Gymnastics For Jesus with Sailor Moon, pictured above. You can Google Sailor Moon for links. They both have an all girl cast except for one guy.
Anyway, at the time, Dusty had downloaded an mp3 of Vanessa Mae's Sailor Moon Violin Medley. He then thought about Mrs. Weirsdo playing the violin and wondered if that had anything to do with her creativity or the creation of the Pansi Files.
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Doo-doo girl waves at Dusty as she passes in her new truck. But we live on a ONE WAY street and she was going the WRONG direction! She is always mixed up -- the Courtney Love of the Pansi Files. But Dr. Doo Doo got wise and bought her this new truck so that the cops wouldn't notice.