Thursday, June 01, 2006

Dog Face Girl Speaks Out About Wolfie

On her newborn Audio Blog, The Dog Face Girl uncovered that Wolfie espouses the potency of practice. She exposed that even though we may have conceptions of the werewolf as savage and carnal, he is, in fact, a very hardened member of the Death Cheese Band penetrating deeply into the philosophy that practice makes perfect. Exploding the myths he made her come to the climax that practicing quite rigorously and vigorously is foreplay to heightening professional performance as well as personal intercourse in daily life. Listen to her Audio Blog!

5 comments:

Cie Cheesemeister said...

The Spooky Guy says:
Although I can walk through walls I purposefully stay away from that end of the house because I wish to remain ignorant of what goes on in those rooms. However, you write it here and give me the sanity-scarring knowledge that I try to avoid! If it weren't for the fact that I am terribly busy minding Soggy's spawn for it, I would come Poltergeist your newsroom like you wouldn't believe!

Anonymous said...

Spooky, you Swedish schwinehund, stick mit der merchandising und der spawn vatching und quit scaring mine girl friend! While in der laundry room vashing her sexy langerie, she said you made mit der poltergeisting und scared der schnitzel out uff her! I am intending to be making der proposal uff der marriage mit der Dog Face und vill not haff you messing it up for me! Do not make me get out der Semla. You haff been varned!

According to der Soggy, der magical Word Verification ist "owenwisy" vich causes der pastries to magically appear! Gud stuff, Maynard!

Anonymous said...

So Wolfie is planning to propose to Dog Face! Huh! In 25 years of putting up with his howling and fleas, he never once suggested marriage to me! However, I have no plans to seek revenge. What the Alien Guy accomplishes with his big probe is hella better than anything Wolfie ever did for me in 25 years!

Anonymous said...

Wolfie, you bratwurst-gobbling ingrate, don't forget who it is that got you this gig in the first place! And I wouldn't have to scare your dogfood for brains girlfriend if she would refrain from putting her panties into the wash while the spawn are bathing! Mind your manners unless you want a can of sauerkraut where the full moon doesn't shine, you flea bitten mutant cur!

Cie Cheesemeister said...

A ghost, a werewolf and a witch bickering. It's an all out supernatural brawl!