Monday, June 12, 2006

Cheesemeister Chosen As Director

The Cheesemeister has been chosen to direct the movie "Plan 9 From The NetherWorld" under the spiritual auspices of Director Ed Wood. It is rumored that she may co-write the screenplay. The flick is Produced by Mr. Banana of the Pansi Files and filmed at White Dog Studios. The project will be supervised by Minnie Strator. Death Cheese will produce the musical soundtrack.

The photo above is a preliminary meeting with the contengent cast. On the far right is the director, Cheesemeister next to Entail and Lammy. Wolfie's grandniece, Holle, hugs Lammy's leg passionately. Behind Holle is the Dog Face Girl standing next to Diamonelle. In front of them is Flowering Kudzu. In the background is Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times who may have more details concerning the project. And that is Icy, the white dog, pooping in the background. It is also rumored that Diamonelle will be the first character killed off in the flick.

Shooting is scheduled to begin next month, but may start as early as this week since these cheapy flicks are thrown together on a shoestring and Ed Wood is spiritually advising the production.

5 comments:

Diamonelle said...

I am only doing a cameo, as a special favor to Mr. B. Ordinarily, you know, I would not become involved in any project where Death Cheese was making they noises.

Holle Sieisteine Fregatte said...

Das ist meine lover Beirie Trinker. Ein gut wolf relative vill never appear in clothing uff scheepen!

cheesemeister said...

I have so many writing projects with my novel and my school work that this script is being turned over to The Spooky Guy in conjunction with H.P. Lovecraft and Ambrose Bierce. But it's great fun watching the insanity unfold and I'm sure doing the soundtrack will catapult Death Cheese to incredible fame. Maybe then at last they can pay me back the buttload of money they owe me!

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The Spooky Guy said...

I wish it known that HPL, Bierce and myself are involved in this script under protest.