Saturday, June 03, 2006

Lammy and Angelon Seen Together

Will the scandals never end? We hope not. The latest is that Angelon of the Pansi Files was seen out cavorting with Lammy at Ugly Grace's during the performance of the Death Cheese. We thought Angelon had married Daisy and Lammy was going with Axe Man from the Band. Looks like things are really going to be hot this summer! Some people actually thought it was Harry and Hermione. They do look like a similar couple.

7 comments:

Indeterminacy said...

Is Lammy old enough to get in there?

Lammy said...

I use Lula's ID. We look alike.

Angelon said...

I have been divorced from Daisy for some time. She is married to Romeo.
You are quite an accommodating wench, Lammy. I'll call you.

Axe Man said...

Dam it! And just whun I waz thinkin as how I herd that Lammy and Brittney went both wayz and I figered I cud talk them into a three sum. I tryed to talk Dog Face into it but she bit me on the nether parts and now Wolfie is pissed at me. Sum daze a guy just cant win! Where is all the gropies a musician is sposed to get?

Lammy said...

Oh wow golly gee, Angelon. I am thrilled. You sure do look like Harry, but do you have a big wand like he does? Just ask'n.

Oh, Axe Man, you wonder where all the groupies are? just look around your bedroom and you'll probably find their body parts! A three-some with you would end up a twenty-something after you get done wheeling that ax around!

Axe Man said...

Can it be helped if I have such a big hard weppun?

Brittney said...

Bon appetit, Dogface.