Thursday, June 15, 2006

Pansi's Holy of Holies

In a religious ceremony at Petesville Church of the Pansi Files, Pansi has adorned her Base Chaukra. This is considered a Holy sacrament of the Holy Hole. During the Church service, there was quite a bit of sounds resembling flatulence and foul odors emitting from the altar area, but Brittney insisted it was just Pansi "Speaking in Tongues" through her newly enlightened base chaukra. She compared it metaphorically to the purring of Venus, the Feline Deity.

2 comments:

Daisy said...

Will someone get that CAT out of our Church?!!!!!
I've taken all the cheek I can stand from Pansi.

cheesemeister said...

I wonder if Angelon can relate to what's going on here, after all the recent scuttleBUTT relating to his base chakura?