Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Dr. Schitz Has Nervous Breakdown

The Good Doctor from the Netherworld has suffered a nervous breakdown. He said he sees sperm cells everywhere he goes and fears that giant sperm are chasing him and going to penetrate him.

Dr. Schitz said, "It all began when I counted sperm instead of sheep to go to sleep. Now they are everywhere! They are going to get me! They think that my cloning will put them out of business!"


SeizeTheNite said...

Now I have a new idea for when I can't sleep.
Counting sperm.
Sounds fun!

Hobbes said...

I suspect Nurse Violent is behind it.

Ignatz Spatz said...

Those are the dancing sperm from our "Secrets of Life" pageant that we put on at Netherworld Junior High. I was wondering where those little squirts got off to!

Indeterminacy said...

I had an appointment with Dr. Schitz this afternoon. Does this mean it's cancelled?