Saturday, July 22, 2006

Peg-Leg John,

That is Peg-Leg John on the left of our picture but he was said to be on "the far right" in the post on the Pansi Files. This seems to indicate that he is endorsed by the U.S. President Bush as a Conservative Curmudgeon Candidate. It has been leaked (by Lammy) that he might be the replacement for Rummy as Secretary of Defense. It was also stated on the Pansi Files that he is a pirate pilot. Come on now! Since when do pirates have airplanes?

4 comments:

cheesemeister said...

I don't know much about him, but he can't be a worse secretary of defense than Rummy!

The Spooky Guy said...

Looks like my Aunt Greta went on a cleaning spree. She painted out the word "fvyge" which I had painted at the doorway to offend those who are easily offended. Perhaps she found it offensive.

Peg-Leg John said...

Me, I'm just a simple pirate. Me, RUN for office? But if you are trying to negotiate the shark-infested waters of Bathtubbia, me hearties, you might want me to help your craft stay afloat. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum (or a little black bag like Dr. Doo-Doo's)! ARRRRR!

Wilma Snoops said...

I think that Dr. Schitz has a bottle of something in his little black bag although I'm not sure it's rum. Cuzzin Hildy-Bob thinks it might be a pickled alien fetus.