Sunday, October 23, 2005

Dr. Doo Doo Abducted

Dr. Doo Doo was abducted from the Blochalela Foundation by one of his patients who recently had a plastic surgery makeover. The suspect is patient known as "Dog Face Girl" who was recently shot in the face by an unknown assailant. She was pregnant at the time, but the baby was saved by cc, but it's condition and all information about it are being held in strick secrecy. Reports released by Blochalela state that the injections administered by the good doctor as well as the fact they made her a natural red head in the makeover, created uncontrollable passion in her. It was said by an anonymous source that she tied Dr. Doo Doo by strings and forced him to sing "Bye Bye Bye" over and over to her. It was also reported that she has started a new blog of her own and has been seductively approaching other male bloggers. Dr. Doo Doo was eventually released, but reportedly stated that he would never listen to pop music again. The whereabouts of the Dog Face Girl is unknown.

NOTE: Dr. Doo Doo and the Blochalela Foundation are creations of Mrs. Weirsdo for the Pansi Files.
We especially wish to extend our gratitude and thanks to Lula for her contributions to this article by emailing us this photo. She is really a good sport. She was bitten by a dog as a child and is trying to overcome her fear and disgust of them.


Dr. Doo-Doo said...

Whoa doggy dude!!!! You are tripping worse than Doo-Doo Girl on qualudes and ice!!!!! That is a picture of Master Tom's friend Mandy and my old buddy and customer Joey Fatone!!!! She is getting ready to show your daughter that dolls are not chew toys!!!!!!
If you run out of stuff, look me up. Tabloid reporters need shiznit too!!!!!

Doug said...

You guys!