Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Doo Doo Man Rejected As A Role Model By Kids

In the latest poll of adolescents, Dr. Doo Doo Man was rejected as a role model. Dr. Phil beat him out by a fraction of a percentage point. Dr. Doo Doo couldn't be reached for comment this morning due to a business trip to Afghanistan.

Dusty couldn't understand what Dr. Phil was talking about when he contacted him. "Dr. Phill talks too fast!" Dusty explained,. "Dr. Phil probably won because he reminds kids of their parents because they can't figure out what he is talking about."

3 comments:

Dr. Doo-Doo said...

Yo, doggy dude!!! So what about the poll??? The REAL story is how I"m under consideration for a role in the next Harry Potter movie!!!! What a trip!!!!

GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

I like this one...

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GEL said...

Okay- Now, I'm more confused than normally and I do have a brain. hmmmm. This befuddlement certainly exemplifies the fact that I haven't completely read the history on the Pansi Files so I should probably trek back to my corner in Lost Horizon and hope to live as long as they did... (plus with a great view of those mountains!)