Friday, October 21, 2005

Daisy Arrested


Daisy, one of the stars of "Naked Gymnastics For Jesus" show was arrested today and charged with counterfeiting. She was wearing a beautiful outfit styled and designed by Mall Diva. The outfit was made out of money. It was "funny money" the arresting officer declared. Dusty got this photo as she waved good-by before entering her cell to serve her sentence. Mall Diva was not charged in the case because of the lack of evidence. Daisy seemed pleased with the cell, saying it was a lot nicer than either her dressing room at the studio or her apartment. Her "loyer" claimed it was a trumped charge held in a kangaroo court. The judge was not available for comment because they said he was drunk and passed out.

Daisy is a character created by Mrs. Weirsdo for The Pansi Files.

3 comments:

Daisy said...

That is such a PACK of LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every one knows that is a gorgous Mall Diva ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!
I am promoting my audiobiography in the TROLL-OPE (Troll: Operation Educate) wing of the Blochalela Foundation!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really!!!!! Truely!!!!! That's what I was doing there, before you have a hissy fit, Pansi!!!!!!!!!

Daisy said...

P. S. I do not even HAVE an appartment!!!!!!! I live in a MANSION!!!!!!! HelLO!!!!!!! I am a SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daisy said...

P. S. I do not even HAVE an appartment!!!!!!! I live in a MANSION!!!!!!! HelLO!!!!!!! I am a SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!