Friday, April 21, 2006

Brittney's Warning

Brittney took time out from her birthday celebration yesterday to stop by Pansi's church with her friend, Jenna Bush, to remind and warn people of the upcoming date of June 6, 2006 (6/6/06). But they wouldn't give any specific details about it and refused to talk to our reporter, Dusty.


Brittney said...

We were not warning people. We were conducting the apropriate rituals.
You forgot to say how we tied tin cans to your tail, Dirty (Jenna was drunk by then).

Lammy said...

Poor little Dusty! He is just an old dog that walks into walls and can't hear it thunder. Shame on you guys!

weirsdo said...

I thought it would teach him a valuable Christian lesson about spying on other people.
Jenna just thought it was funny.

the real Mrs. Weirsdo said...

Sorry. That was Brittney. It was certainly NOT me!