Sissy is seen here with Karl Rove. What is going on? Is she leaving Mr. Banana for a better man? Or is Mr. Banana pimping her out to get into the inner circle of the White House Staff?
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Sunday, April 30, 2006
Saturday, April 29, 2006
The "Kept" Woman
Dusty took this photo of Sissy of the Pansi Files with his collar-cam showing Sissy cleaning the toilets and bathrooms for Mr. Banana who "keeps her up" and allegedly also gets other certain "favors" from her outside his marriage. It was rumored that she was actually smuggled in from Mexico while hiding inside a pinata.
Labels: Sissy
Friday, April 28, 2006
Shake-up At Pansi Files
Minnie Strator discovered this card from the deck of the Pansi Files Tarot Cards and immediately ordered that Brittney be put on employment probation as well as sending Mrs. Weirsdo a letter of reprimand, stating that she should never allow subordinates to produce what Minnie Strator called "demeaning images of superiors." Minnie Strator is the Administrator of Public Affairs and Goings-on of the Petesville Corporate Infastructure.
Labels: Mrs. Wiersdo, Tarot
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Well, Kiss My Asp!
Dusty continued his investigation of the Pansi Files by going over to the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place where he saw Dr. Freud with Brown Bear Brownie and Emrald. But then Dusty noticed a snake and ran before asking any questions.
Labels: Brown Bear Brownie, Emrald
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Da Vinci Codex
Dusty moves in close to examine the wall painting of the Last Supper by Da Vinci after scientists used a lazar to digitally re-master it and reveal it's original form which shows an apostle holding Pansi back from reading the Bible to Jesus.
Labels: Pansi
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Naked Gymnastics Tarot Cards
Brittney argues that Tarot Cards are not only art, but an early way of making secret books to preserve spiritual teachings that were banned by the Church. She believes they should be included in the Cultural Festival of Petesville. She showed Dusty this sample card from her Naked Gymnastics Tarot Deck.
NOTE: This is a parady site poking fun at and with the Pansi Files as well as the occult. There really isn't a Gymnastics Tarot Deck, but for more information about Tarot Cards and where to purchase them as well as a free reading, go to Facade.com
Labels: Brittney Doll, Tarot
Monday, April 24, 2006
Tragedy!
At the end of April's solo act for her birthday show on the Naked Gymnastics for Jesus, she suddenly sank into quicksand!
Labels: April
Saturday, April 22, 2006
April's Visitors
Top: The US President, Bush, and China's President, Hu, gave April a vegitarian cake for her birthday. Below: The Pope brought her an organic cake made of his holy feces as a special blessing for her on Earth Day.
Labels: April
Friday, April 21, 2006
Brittney's Warning
Brittney took time out from her birthday celebration yesterday to stop by Pansi's church with her friend, Jenna Bush, to remind and warn people of the upcoming date of June 6, 2006 (6/6/06). But they wouldn't give any specific details about it and refused to talk to our reporter, Dusty.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Pansi and Tom?????
Dusty snapped this picture at Pansi's new church, but Tom C. denies even being there. He said he was with his wife who was having their baby. Dusty suspects that Doug of Waking Ambrose has had plastic surgery at the Blochalela Place to give him a new look and this was Doug after his surgery. It is rumored that his profile picture is a mask he is wearing to fool people, just like the tricky words he uses.
Pansi Files is here
Labels: Pansi
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
CHRISTOPHER GONE MISSING
We hope that the Deity Cat of the Pansi Files is all right. Actually this is a picture of CHRISTOPHER laying on his back and turned over.
Labels: CHRISTOPHER
Monday, April 17, 2006
Now on DVD
The long running theatrical hit, "Dismemberment of Dr. Doo Doo" is finally coming out on DVD. The movie is a the last major production from Black Bear Hobbes with collaboration from Indie of Indeterminacy and Quentin Tarantino.
Labels: Dr. Doo Doo
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Happy Easter
Dusty snuck into Pansi's new church and got this picture of her celebrating Easter with Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
Labels: Pansi
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Friends Try To Cheer Up BB Hobbes
Many of Black Bear Hobbes' friends and former colleagues in the film making business try to cheer him up with a sandwich made of Wagyu beef, fresh lobe foie gras, black truffle mayonnaise, brie de meaux, rocket, red pepper and mustard confit, and English plum tomatoes, all packed into 24-hour fermented sour dough bread.
Black Bear Hobbes is a character of The Pansi Files.
Labels: Hobbes
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Ayn Rand's Spirit Seen At The Blochalela Foundation
Dusty snuck into the Blochalela Foundation or Institute and claims he saw Ayn Rand's spirit with Blochalela. Also there, he claims, was JK Rowling, Aubvey and Dr. Doo Doo.
The Blochalela Foundation and doll characters are creations of Mrs. Weirsdo and her children Mall Diva and Toy Player for The Pansi Files.
Labels: Blochalela
Monday, April 10, 2006
April Discusses Birthday Plans
April is seen here meeting with a committee to plan her upcoming Birthday and Earth Day Celebration which are the same day.
April is a character of the Pansi Files
Labels: April
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Pansi & Daisy tell Weirsdo To 'Shove It'
Daisy and Pansi got sick and tired of Mrs. Weirsdo critisizing the wonderful President of the U.S. and helped her to 'Shove It' !!
Pansi Files are here
Labels: Daisy, Mrs. Wiersdo, Pansi
Monday, April 03, 2006
Opening Day Ceremony
For the baseball opening season,
the President tosses out the first ball,
and Daisy tosses down the first hot dog
Daisy is a character of the Pansi Files
Labels: Daisy