Rove and Sissy

Sissy is seen here with Karl Rove. What is going on? Is she leaving Mr. Banana for a better man? Or is Mr. Banana pimping her out to get into the inner circle of the White House Staff?

The "Kept" Woman

Dusty took this photo of Sissy of the Pansi Files with his collar-cam showing Sissy cleaning the toilets and bathrooms for Mr. Banana who "keeps her up" and allegedly also gets other certain "favors" from her outside his marriage. It was rumored that she was actually smuggled in from Mexico while hiding inside a pinata.

Shake-up At Pansi Files

Minnie Strator discovered this card from the deck of the Pansi Files Tarot Cards and immediately ordered that Brittney be put on employment probation as well as sending Mrs. Weirsdo a letter of reprimand, stating that she should never allow subordinates to produce what Minnie Strator called "demeaning images of superiors." Minnie Strator is the Administrator of Public Affairs and Goings-on of the Petesville Corporate Infastructure.

Well, Kiss My Asp!

Dusty continued his investigation of the Pansi Files by going over to the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place where he saw Dr. Freud with Brown Bear Brownie and Emrald. But then Dusty noticed a snake and ran before asking any questions.

Da Vinci Codex

Dusty moves in close to examine the wall painting of the Last Supper by Da Vinci after scientists used a lazar to digitally re-master it and reveal it's original form which shows an apostle holding Pansi back from reading the Bible to Jesus.

Naked Gymnastics Tarot Cards

Brittney argues that Tarot Cards are not only art, but an early way of making secret books to preserve spiritual teachings that were banned by the Church. She believes they should be included in the Cultural Festival of Petesville. She showed Dusty this sample card from her Naked Gymnastics Tarot Deck.

NOTE: This is a parady site poking fun at and with the Pansi Files as well as the occult. There really isn't a Gymnastics Tarot Deck, but for more information about Tarot Cards and where to purchase them as well as a free reading, go to Facade.com

Tragedy!

At the end of April's solo act for her birthday show on the Naked Gymnastics for Jesus, she suddenly sank into quicksand!

April's Visitors

Top: The US President, Bush, and China's President, Hu, gave April a vegitarian cake for her birthday. Below: The Pope brought her an organic cake made of his holy feces as a special blessing for her on Earth Day.

Brittney's Warning

Brittney took time out from her birthday celebration yesterday to stop by Pansi's church with her friend, Jenna Bush, to remind and warn people of the upcoming date of June 6, 2006 (6/6/06). But they wouldn't give any specific details about it and refused to talk to our reporter, Dusty.

April's Surprise

April recieved a birthday cake from Pendant Ken.

Pansi and Tom?????

Dusty snapped this picture at Pansi's new church, but Tom C. denies even being there. He said he was with his wife who was having their baby. Dusty suspects that Doug of Waking Ambrose has had plastic surgery at the Blochalela Place to give him a new look and this was Doug after his surgery. It is rumored that his profile picture is a mask he is wearing to fool people, just like the tricky words he uses.

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CHRISTOPHER GONE MISSING

We hope that the Deity Cat of the Pansi Files is all right. Actually this is a picture of CHRISTOPHER laying on his back and turned over.

Now on DVD

The long running theatrical hit, "Dismemberment of Dr. Doo Doo" is finally coming out on DVD. The movie is a the last major production from Black Bear Hobbes with collaboration from Indie of Indeterminacy and Quentin Tarantino.

Happy Easter

Dusty snuck into Pansi's new church and got this picture of her celebrating Easter with Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

Friends Try To Cheer Up BB Hobbes

Many of Black Bear Hobbes' friends and former colleagues in the film making business try to cheer him up with a sandwich made of Wagyu beef, fresh lobe foie gras, black truffle mayonnaise, brie de meaux, rocket, red pepper and mustard confit, and English plum tomatoes, all packed into 24-hour fermented sour dough bread.

Black Bear Hobbes is a character of The Pansi Files.

Ayn Rand's Spirit Seen At The Blochalela Foundation

Dusty snuck into the Blochalela Foundation or Institute and claims he saw Ayn Rand's spirit with Blochalela. Also there, he claims, was JK Rowling, Aubvey and Dr. Doo Doo.

The Blochalela Foundation and doll characters are creations of Mrs. Weirsdo and her children Mall Diva and Toy Player for The Pansi Files.

April Discusses Birthday Plans

April is seen here meeting with a committee to plan her upcoming Birthday and Earth Day Celebration which are the same day.

April is a character of the Pansi Files

Pansi & Daisy tell Weirsdo To 'Shove It'

Daisy and Pansi got sick and tired of Mrs. Weirsdo critisizing the wonderful President of the U.S. and helped her to 'Shove It' !!

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Opening Day Ceremony

For the baseball opening season,
the President tosses out the first ball,
and Daisy tosses down the first hot dog

Daisy is a character of the Pansi Files