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My Thunderstorm Song

This is a song I made back in 1998 with a MTV computer music program while I was sitting in the house on a stormy night listening to the monotonous rhythm of rain beating on the tin roof over my back porch or patio and occasional random thunder claps. I have long since lost that program and forgot about my amateur attempt at creating music until Nessa mentioned that she liked to listen to thunderstorm sounds or ambient music. The songs I made had been transferred when I got new computers; I found them through a search. I put the video from old clips of Lammy just to fill space while the so-called music played. I have been thinking of getting a new version of a music making program because I can't put any of my videos on YouTube when I use published music.

Don't Know What That Word Means

Everyone has their own concept of reality and as it says, "Is your truth the same as mine?" Manifesting a reality is just tricking ourselves or others into believing our truth is right which in fact is a delusion or self-delusion, thus the Magician uses trickery and deceit to make us believe what he manifests on stage is real and true. Just like Icy's quote at the top of Doug's blog says words are a tool of deception which is shown by Doug's blog in that each reader has their own view of what the word means to them. I grew up believing Pluto was a planet, and that Possum was spelled with an 'O" on the beginning, but now is not. Meanings, Truth and Reality are Fashion and Hula Hoops. So when Lammy says "I don't know what that word means." she is being humble and very basic in that she is not being swayed by other people's ideas of what they believe reality and truth is; and in a sense "ignorance is a bliss" Believing that what you think is right and the truth is the basis of paranoia. Seeing the flickering shadows on the cave wall may not really be what is behind you.

Sexy Naughty Bitchy

The song is by Tata Young.

Checkuzz Gets Jealous

Checkuzz, the rapper Panda, waterboards Orlof in a jealous fit of rage after finding him with Liquid Bling.

Liquid Bling and Orlof Together Again

Orlof has gone to rehab and cleaned up.

An Orc Has Breakfast

Yummy yummy!

A Trolling Troll

Relaxing

It's nice to just stay at home with the one you love.

Lambkin and Lil' Grimmy

Lammy's daughter Lambkin practices with The Grim Reaper's son, Lil' Grimmy, for the kindergarten Halloween pageant at the Netherworld Elementary School.

Orlof Moves In With Heddy

Orlof has lost everything since he has been under the care of Dr. Doo Doo and has moved in with Crackhead Heddy.

Rev. Reptile Chosen To Marry Lammy and Peter Piper Next Month

Rev. Reptile of Show Your Glory Church has been picked to officiate the ceremony to unite Peter Piper and Patty Lamb (Lammy) in a November or possibly a Halloween wedding. Plans are pending their return from the planet Shiznit.

The Dropsies

Henry O'Henry is so very clumsy and is constantly dropping stuff.

Hard Day At The Office

Maybe it's David Letterman preparing for his show.

CHRISTOPHER

Lambkin meets CHRISTOPHER while in La La Land in an upcoming episode of Growing Up Lammy.

Diamonelle's Visitor

The Hubble Telescope was turned around back toward Earth and got this photo.

Golden Vampire

Liquid Bling has a new boyfriend.

Lambkin's Story

Lambkin was born Jan. 18, 2007. That makes her less than three-years-old. But she is mature beyond her age.

Lammy was pregnant when she died in a accident trying to reverse the curse that Enditall the Witch cast on her giving her a lamb's head. She went to court and got her death reversed and her life was restored along with her child, Lambkin.

Lammy made Axe Man think the child was his in order not to be kicked off his contest show, but it was in fact the child of Peter Piper, who was half goat and half man. This caused the child to look like a sheep.

Lammy finally went to the late Dr. Quincy, who went into plastic surgery after his death and he restored Lammy as well as the child to human appearance. But Lambkin's growth was almost doubled by the treatment. Thus Mia Lamb, called Lambkin, has the maturity of a five-year-old.

Farm Life

Big Zeke feeds the farm animals.

Francio the Glad Bunny

This is Francio the Glad Bunny from the Personified Animal Planet.

Sheer Delight

Bling continues to compete with Diamonelle's Style Show with this very sheer style.

Younger Generation

Mystical Missy, daughter of Mystic Xenia, and Enditty, daughter of Enditall the witch pose here.

Lily Dress

Lammy shows her new Lily Dress.

V.P. Flowering Kudzu

We got an updated photo of Flowering Kudzu, the trailer-trash zombie vice president of the Netherworld under Dick Nixon, who is keeping her barefoot and pregnant.

Cutting Edge Entertainment

Tom Interviews Patty Lamb (Lammy)

That's what Tom looked like 30 years ago, sort of.

Poop In Space With No Gravity

Rest Stop

A Show For Diamonelle

Orlof presented Liquid Bling along with Buzzin, Gary the Axolotl, and some aliens and meekmonks in a show to diss and dishonor Diamonelle as the "Queen of Mediocracy" whose fan base is really out of this world from that planet where the Cheesemeister hails from.

F.F. At Ugly Grace's

Farrah Fawcett was seen in the Netherworld coming from Ugly Grace's Bar where she met with Michael Jackson and talked about their passing into the world of the undead.

Therapy For Lyanne Sakks

Brown Bear Brownie attempted to hypnotize Lyanne Sakks for therapy, but he went into a trance himself.

Summer Begins

Mary Jane, the Weed Fairy, and Emerald Fae, the Absinthe Fairy celebrate the beginning of Summer with Urkel the Wizard.

You Can't Touch This!

While Diamonelle tries to justify the facts, Orlof and Bling work on their new fantasy production which they call the "Can't Touch This, Thriller Video!"

Ned and Frank

Neanderthal Ned and Frank N. Ferter go downtown to look for chicks.

Plan 9

Ed Woods, the famous director, shows Hobbes a scene where Annie has her baby in his new sci-fi thriller called "Plan 9 From The Captists" based on "Gone With The Captists" of the Stuffed Animal Tales.

Now On Broadway!

An actress-singer holds pregnant Annie in the Broadway Musical of "Gone With the Captists" produced by Stuffed Animal Tales.

Barge on the Nile

Orlof took Bling on a ride down the Nile on a barge like Diamonelle.

Xin and Mickey Ratt Party

That's his tale.

Kizz Myass Gets Blessed

The leprechaun Kizz Myass went to Pansi and Rev Jimmy Reptiles 'Show Your Glory' church and got blessed by the spirit of the holy purple buttocks, or was it just his lucky charms?

Party Girl Parties With Kizz Myass

The Party girl vixen went out to party with the leprechaun writer for the Crappy Times, Kizz Myass.

Will Pansi Like Her New Church?

Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Church Mouse show Pansi the new Show Your Glory Church which they build especially for her and her glory purple butt.

Bot Buddy's New Look

House Cleaning

The zombie Natasha cleans up her home.

Role Models

Little Lambkin stands on the fire escape watching her role models down on the corner.

Baby Sitter

Taking care of Lambkin and Enditall's child, whatever her name is: maybe Startitall.

Maul Diva

Maul Diva performed at the Netherworld Cultural Center.

Patty Lamb

Ride Home

Orlof and Bling enjoy taking the long way home in the limo after the style show.

Bling and Orlof Go To Their Limo

Holy Ghost Toasty Smoke!

Holy Ghost Toasty rose from his joint as Jesus Ramirez gave a fiery sermon at the Church of the Holy Smoke.

Little Church

Santa, Tooz and Murry Magdalene at the Church of the Holy Smoke.

Wardrobe Malfunction

Bling experienced a wardrobe malfunction when a puff of wind blew up the hem while she was modeling a dress at Orlof's style show which is competing with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Lammy's Mummy Mommy

The mummy mother of Patty Lamb (Lammy the zombie) strolled the runway with Bling at Orlof's style show which is competing with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Netherworld's Finest

Hunky Dory joined the force with Sheriff Sexxi and Deputy Sonsie.

Pendant Diamonelle

Orlof and Bling presented Pendant Diamonelle at their style show in another effort to compete with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Is It Real?

Tubby Thighs

To compete with the Stuffed Animal Tales style show, Orlof hired Tubby Thighs to sing and dance at his style show. Orlof claims that Tubby Thighs is Diamonelle's mother, but this cannot be confirmed.

Crackhead Heddy and Her Baby

Crackhead Heddy takes her child for a walk.