Lammy's Screentest

Lammy went for a screen test for the part of Annie in the upcoming movie version of Gone With The Captists. Suffice to say she didn't get the part. Wrong accent. As a matter of fact, wrong language! Wrong setting and wrong country. Not to mention bad acting. She just didn't seem to take the part seriously.

The English written version is HERE

Arsewipe's Tarot Reading

by Woody, the Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

By any other name, he smells the same. And so does his singing. It is a mystery why a turd rises to the top and floats. No science nor philosophy nor reasoning can fathom the perplexing enigma of his rise to fame and how he perpetuates his success. He is shallow like scum floating on the surface of a stagnant pond.

But there will come a courtesy flush.

Mickey Ratt's Press Release

Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine is HERE

Peter Piper the Papa?

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.

Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.

Daria Has Kids On Axe's Show

Zack was the guest host for "Flavor of Axe" show this week, and he seemed to be saying that Daria had a couple kids, the best we could make out. He thinks he is a rapper and tries to talk that way all the time, so it is hard to understand what the hell that fool is saying! It was a good show this week in spite of Zack.

Gay Rabbits on YouTube

Gay Rabbit, Tigger, Pooh

Odd Love

Brokeback Bunny

Gay Rabbit and Mean Kids

Murry Magdalene Interview

Dusty Doggy digs up details about Murry Magdalene's operation.

Fickled Bear

The drama continues on Stuffed Animal Tales