An Alternative Ending For "The Exorcist"

Here's a twist in the plot of the Exorcist that would have been an early ending of the film.

Violent Concert

But this is pretty common in the Netherworld.

Finding Romance At Ugly Grace's

Ugly Grace's Bar and Grill has been in the Netherworld for a long time. This is when Tom first met his wife, Red, back around 1975.

She-Fiends Terrorize Netherworld

I'm a little confused now. Is this Nortense and Hortense. Or is it Veruca and Veronica?

Kevin vs Marv

For some reason, Kevin and Marv don't like each other much. Kevin hit Marv with a sledge hammer and locked him up. But watch out Kevie! Marv is going to get you!

Arsewipe Gets Flushed

Marvin, from "Sin City" sends Arsewipe back to the sewer where he belongs.

Dewey Banjer's Screen Test

Dewey Banjer tries out for the movie version of Gone With the Captists

Axe Man's Screen Test

Axe Man thinks he's already a big star!

Arsewipe's Screentest

Arsewipe put on the bear costume and tried out for the upcoming film version of Gone With The Captists, but he was told that he should go over and try out for King Smut's movie, Gone With The Flush.

The original scene is HERE

Words of Wisdom

Rev. Reptile preaches.

Lammy's Screentest

Lammy went for a screen test for the part of Annie in the upcoming movie version of Gone With The Captists. Suffice to say she didn't get the part. Wrong accent. As a matter of fact, wrong language! Wrong setting and wrong country. Not to mention bad acting. She just didn't seem to take the part seriously.

The English written version is HERE

Arsewipe's Tarot Reading

by Woody, the Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

By any other name, he smells the same. And so does his singing. It is a mystery why a turd rises to the top and floats. No science nor philosophy nor reasoning can fathom the perplexing enigma of his rise to fame and how he perpetuates his success. He is shallow like scum floating on the surface of a stagnant pond.

But there will come a courtesy flush.

Mickey Ratt's Press Release

Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine is HERE

Peter Piper the Papa?

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.

Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.

Daria Has Kids On Axe's Show

Zack was the guest host for "Flavor of Axe" show this week, and he seemed to be saying that Daria had a couple kids, the best we could make out. He thinks he is a rapper and tries to talk that way all the time, so it is hard to understand what the hell that fool is saying! It was a good show this week in spite of Zack.

Gay Rabbits on YouTube

Gay Rabbit, Tigger, Pooh

Odd Love

Brokeback Bunny

Gay Rabbit and Mean Kids