Down On The Farm

Anderson Cooper holds Quorthon in a neck-lock while practicing wrestling holds down on Cuzzin' Hildy's farm.

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The Drama Heightens

by Dusty Doggy

The real-life love triangle between Nossy, Wolfie and The Alien Guy becomes the ultimate melodrama in King Smut and Sexy Sadie's new flick.

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He's Cute

The Alien Guy has really fallen in love and is trying to cut into the dance between Wolfie of Death Cheese and Nosferatu. It's a real mixed up love triangle in this situation!

Dr. Schitz Moonlights

Wilma Snoops was right! We checked out what she said about the good doctor dancing at the Happy Wiener or Weiner, or however you spell it. We may have to just change the name to the Happy Hot Dog. Anyway, her article is in the Crappy Times here.

This is a picture of Dr. Schitz doing the DNA Splits. If he isn't careful, he'll split his own DNA!

We Still Love You, Pansi

by Tom & Icy


The amazing Mrs. Weirsdo began the Pansi Files in January, 2005. The first post told about Pansi in the form of a biography. It is here.

Then in August, 2005 Mrs. Weirsdo published the audio version of the post with Pansi reading or telling her story in the form of an audiobiography. This was the first of many audio posts by the dolls of Naked Gymnastics for Jesus that followed on Doug Drones On.

The Pansi audiobiography is here.

Then later, we took that audio and inserted questions by Dusty and added pictures to make the Pansi Interview.

We wish the dolls of the Pansi Files the best of luck in their new careers and homes, though it is so sad to see them go. It would have been so cute to hear Pansi read a chapter of Doug's Saturday Story on Waking Ambrose.

Thank you so much, Mrs. Weirsdo for all the fun the past two years!

Lammy's Favorite Song

by Lammy
girl with a lamb's head

Dusty said he was having trouble figuring what to put on this blog and asked me to write something. I am not thinking very well right now as I just had a baby and am trying to figure which guy is the father since I've been out with so many. But that reminded me of something...

Guess what my favorite song is.

It's: I only have eyes for ewe... and ewe, and ewe and ewe...

We Did It!

by Dusty Doggy

I was really getting worried there for a while about switching this blog to the new Blogger. I was afraid that we would lose all the old posts. But my publishers, Tom & Icy saved the day and got our rag switched without a hitch. So far, anyway.

This blog used to be about the Pansi gang and Naked Gymnastics for Jesus over at the (now) ex-Pansi Files. But since they have disbanded, I guess I'll have to start anew in a different direction with this blog. Yet I still want to keep the old entries.

We'll really miss that bunch. But I guess life goes on. So I just keep on truck'n down the highway. I just don't have any idea of what I can do with this blog now. We'll just keep trying until we hit on something.