Pansi Demoted To Has-Been

The once popular almost superstar, Pansi, is celebrating her seventeenth birthday again, but this time as a "Has-Been" superstar.

Many conspiracy theories have been surfacing considering her sudden change in status. It appears her spotlight of fame is dimming as she falls into the shadows of the competing talents of the more talented performers on the Stuffed Animal Planet.

One theory is that it was feared that Stuffed Animal Planet may be reclassified like Pluto and become a "Dwarf Planet" if Pansi continued to be the vanguard for the entertainment complex.

Another theory is that Mr. Banana, the executive producer, wants to move on to the "Next Level" and give all his other talented subjects and sundry projects equal opportunity to expand and grow.

Many feel that Pansi is highly over-rated and was mistakenly pushed to the forefront and promoted with hype.

Yet another theory attributes her illicit cyber affair with Doug of Waking Ambrose as casting doubts on her sincerity and veracity as a moral leader in the fantasy community.

It has been noted that Pansi has been pushed into the background in the past several months due to the more talented personalities that have become available and the more diverse enterprises of Mr. Banana which Pansi could not successfully compete with.

Many thought Pansi as foolish, but when she opened her mouth, she removed all doubts.

It is time for Pansi to gracefully step aside and allow the true talent of the Stuffed Animal Planet to shine as she quickly dims into oblivion.

Yet there is another theory about the situation. Some believe that this is only a ploy for publicity so that Pansi can suddenly emerge bigger than ever in a spectacular "Come Back"!