Mall Diva's Art

Icy and Dusty inspect Mall Diva's artwork.

Doo Doo Man Rejected As A Role Model By Kids

In the latest poll of adolescents, Dr. Doo Doo Man was rejected as a role model. Dr. Phil beat him out by a fraction of a percentage point. Dr. Doo Doo couldn't be reached for comment this morning due to a business trip to Afghanistan.

Dusty couldn't understand what Dr. Phil was talking about when he contacted him. "Dr. Phill talks too fast!" Dusty explained,. "Dr. Phil probably won because he reminds kids of their parents because they can't figure out what he is talking about."

Investigation of B. F. Continues

Dusty's investigative reporting continues as he probes the radical (and we do mean rad!) treatments that border on torture at the Blochalela Foundation. Dusty took this photo of his daughter, Icy, as Blochalela makes her sky dive when she went there for treatment of fear of height and vertigo that she suffers when humans pick her up to pet her. The really sad part is that they didn't provide parachutes!

Blochalela is a character of The Pansi Files