Psychic Self Defense Technique

Have you ever had someone to act nice when they are talking to you, but when you turn around they make a face at you like they don't like you or something? Well, you can use a psychic self defense technique by meditating and imaging that you are surrounded by an aura of super-glue. and when someone makes a face at you behind your back, the nether-glue freezes their face in that position so they have to go around like that the rest of the day!

Shyster Pettifogger Running For Mayor

Pettifogger was the first to announce that he will be a candidate for Mayor of Necropolis, the capital city of the Netherworld. We are awaiting any further announcements from others. Pettifogger said he was anxious to debate any undead, zombie, skeleton, sewer rat, road kill or rock singer concerning the needs of the decaying City of the Dead. Check in here and the Crappy Times for any further announcements.

Quetzal Pretzel Performs

After the Flavor of Axe show, Quetzal Pretzel went to work at the Happy Wiener twisting his body and sticking his head up his ass!

Arsewipe Begs Forgiveness

Arsewipe is sorry for his behavior.

Therapy Gone Wrong

Axe Man got therapy from Yam Man, but instead of changing his personality, it has split it!

Axe Man's Therapy

Can you tell the difference?

Fun Breakfast

Steak Thru the Heart, or Steak Through the Heart or Steak N' Heart Restaurant is serving human breaded liver as pancakes. They are adding to the delight of breakfast by putting images on them. Religious folk think it is Jesus and Mary. News junkies think it is political candidates. Sports enthusiasts think it is the latest championship fight. Dumb-asses think it is a scene from FRIENDS sitcom tv show. Perverts think it is a porno scene. People on drugs think it is a rock concert. But they all agree that it's the taste that makes them oh so good!

Satisfied Customer

Jeff, a very satisfied patron at Steak Thru the Heart Restaurant breaks out into song.