Daisy Shops For Bargain Hot Dogs

Dusty saw Daisy and Sissy with Daisy's dogs at the mall on Black Friday. It seems that Daisy headed straight for the hot dog stand and ran her credit card to the limit!

Daisy and Sissy are characters of The Pansi Files.

Original photo taken by Mall Diva

Coach Ejects Doll From Game

During the Iron Bowl, Tommy Tuberville carries a doll from the field which the players complained was "running around getting in the way."

Sissy Is A "Kept" Woman

Dusty got this great shot of Sissy scrubbing the floors for Mr. Banana to earn her keep and fulfill her obligations and duty to him as his "kept" woman in accordance with the customs of his heritage. Naturally Sissy claims this voluntary servitude is an act of "love" for Mr. Banana, but Dusty snooped out the facts that she has agreed to this contractual slavery and prostitution in exchange for her being allowed to perform occasionally with the real Naked Gymnastics for Jesus cast on their show on the Stuffed Animal Channel (check with your local cable or satellite provider for specific time and availability).

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