Venus Helps Play Production

Venus uses her magic glowing eye to produce the illusion of the sea for the background as Toyplayer directs the actors during a dress rehearsal of his play he is presenting on the Pansi Files.

Pirate Play Premiers

Finaly Toyplayer's pirate play has come to the Pansi Files!

32 Additional Years For Bush

On Pansi's show, The Naked Gymnastics For Jesus, she had the Bush Clones created by the Blochalela Foundation as guests. She explained that with the clones, he could have up to 32 additional years as President of the U.S. Even though he is against cloning, he claims he can make an exception in this case by declaring the situation a National Security Emergency.

Pansi Files Going On Vacation

We are wishing Mrs. Weirsdo and the gang and kids a safe and fun vacation, and we'll miss you! Keep cool!

Joon's Tarot Card

This card signifies the agility of youth and the ability to juggle both mentally and physically, able to handle two or more tasks and concentrate on two or more situations simultaneously.

Child of the Doo-Doo's, she was eaten by her pet hampster.

Pirate Passion

The pirate William Roberts of the Pansi Files shows hopping, chopping raw emotions on a TV talk show.

Peg-Leg John,

That is Peg-Leg John on the left of our picture but he was said to be on "the far right" in the post on the Pansi Files. This seems to indicate that he is endorsed by the U.S. President Bush as a Conservative Curmudgeon Candidate. It has been leaked (by Lammy) that he might be the replacement for Rummy as Secretary of Defense. It was also stated on the Pansi Files that he is a pirate pilot. Come on now! Since when do pirates have airplanes?

The Errors of Our Ways

I don't take any offense (even though I sounded defensive) if you mean the word "offend" as "causing displeasure or resentment in another." And you did not offend like breaking a law or rule. But, come to think of it, there does seem to be some ridiculous rule of etiquette that implies we should be super tolerant of other bloggers' mistakes and lack of preparation for presentation or self-editing; but that seems phony when I see that. The use of grammar, spelling and choice of words, as well as rhetorical techniques are as important when posting a blog or comment as personal hygiene and choice of clothes when encountering others in person. The fun of using fictional characters is that we can apply improprieties in the form of irony or something like that.

The errors in the previous post was not part of the character of Dusty Doggy as a hack, but a mistake due to the lack of simple reading and checking for accuracy prior to publishing. We don't need to wear a tux or evening gown to visit our next door neighbor, but it is courteous be clean and to call them by their proper name (unless joking with them).

The idea behind Lammy's blog is that she has a nice looking blog but writes like an uneducated person speaking in person from the top of their mind. And Dusty Doggy is a parody of a hack writer who doesn't really know the facts or understand what he is talking about. But the error of calling Henry "Harry" is just carelessness and lack of simple checking before publishing because there is no legitimate reason for doing that in the name of satire, parody or the like.

I have often wondered why Isaac Asimov, one of the most prolific writers of all time, didn't make many more mistakes and errors than he did. Perhaps he could self-edit at the same time he was writing. I once had a word processor that had a spell check which would alert me when I made a mistake while I was writing, but that was annoying and would break concentration of what I was writing or the train of thought. Now most word processors wait until you have finished your text and you activate the spell check before they begin to detect errors. Being able to edit our work while we are writing is multi-tasking or concentrating and focusing on two different things at the same time like Joon would do (may she rest in peace). That is sort of like God being omnipresent in the sense he is supposed to be able to listen to billions of individual thoughts and prayers all simultaneously. Now that would be mega multi tasking!

Oh, it seems I just felt like rambling around today. Let me know how wrong I am. Thanks.