Sexy Naughty Bitchy

The song is by Tata Young.

Rev. Reptile Chosen To Marry Lammy and Peter Piper Next Month

Rev. Reptile of Show Your Glory Church has been picked to officiate the ceremony to unite Peter Piper and Patty Lamb (Lammy) in a November or possibly a Halloween wedding. Plans are pending their return from the planet Shiznit.

Tom Interviews Patty Lamb (Lammy)

That's what Tom looked like 30 years ago, sort of.

Patty Lamb

NA4J

Lammy joins in with the Naked Anime For Jesus dance troupe with her friend Pansiko.

Poor Little Lambkin

The results from the DNA paternal tests were supposed to be made public last summer by Dr. Schitz, but no word has been forthcoming. We were wondering what happened and got this video of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, dancing on the bar at Ugly Grace's. We have learned that all the men of the Netherworld have each paid a hefty sum to Dr. Schitz to NOT reveal the findings of the test and not reveal the true father of Lammy's baby. Lambkin is a talented child, but, boy is it ugly!

Lammy's Screentest

Lammy went for a screen test for the part of Annie in the upcoming movie version of Gone With The Captists. Suffice to say she didn't get the part. Wrong accent. As a matter of fact, wrong language! Wrong setting and wrong country. Not to mention bad acting. She just didn't seem to take the part seriously.

The English written version is HERE

Peter Piper the Papa?

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.

Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.

The New NG4J

Mama Drama Hillary joined with Flowering Kudzu and Lammy to form a new dance troupe they call "Naked Game-characters For Jesus".

Lammy's Favorite Song

by Lammy
girl with a lamb's head

Dusty said he was having trouble figuring what to put on this blog and asked me to write something. I am not thinking very well right now as I just had a baby and am trying to figure which guy is the father since I've been out with so many. But that reminded me of something...

Guess what my favorite song is.

It's: I only have eyes for ewe... and ewe, and ewe and ewe...

Cheesemeister Chosen As Director

The Cheesemeister has been chosen to direct the movie "Plan 9 From The NetherWorld" under the spiritual auspices of Director Ed Wood. It is rumored that she may co-write the screenplay. The flick is Produced by Mr. Banana of the Pansi Files and filmed at White Dog Studios. The project will be supervised by Minnie Strator. Death Cheese will produce the musical soundtrack.

The photo above is a preliminary meeting with the contengent cast. On the far right is the director, Cheesemeister next to Entail and Lammy. Wolfie's grandniece, Holle, hugs Lammy's leg passionately. Behind Holle is the Dog Face Girl standing next to Diamonelle. In front of them is Flowering Kudzu. In the background is Lyanne Sakks of the Crappy Times who may have more details concerning the project. And that is Icy, the white dog, pooping in the background. It is also rumored that Diamonelle will be the first character killed off in the flick.

Shooting is scheduled to begin next month, but may start as early as this week since these cheapy flicks are thrown together on a shoestring and Ed Wood is spiritually advising the production.

Angelon Injured Working As Harry's Stunt Double

Angelon and Lammy were not really dating, as most suspected. They were just business partners, working together to obtain a job as stunt body doubles for Harry and Hermione on the set of their new movie. That means that whenever something dangerous had to be filmed, it was Angelon and Lammy posing as the original stars so that the stars would not get hurt because if they got hurt then they couldn't finish the movie and ... oh, you know all that!

So here's the scoop! Angelon and Lammy had to get on the brooms and fly around while they shot a scene for the movie. But Angelon made a sudden stop and the broom Lammy was riding wreck 'em and went up Angelon's rectum. The hospital lists him in fair but uncomfortable condition. We tried to ask his wife, Daisy about his condition but we couldn't understand a word she said because she kept stuffing her mouth with hot dogs! She seemed to be mumbling something about having a mystical meaning but we sure can't figure it out if she does.

Dr. Doo-Doo Man is the physician caring for Angelon but he could not be reached for comment due to an abundance of accidents on the set of Naked Gymnastics for Jesus TV Show. There is a Daisy #2 who is rumored to be the clone of Daisy #1, but #2 just walks around in a daze asking, "Where's the robot? Where's the robot?"