Sissy's Tarot Card

Sissy symbolizes the "Kept Woman" because she is the mistress of a married man, Mr. Banana.

Rove and Sissy

Sissy is seen here with Karl Rove. What is going on? Is she leaving Mr. Banana for a better man? Or is Mr. Banana pimping her out to get into the inner circle of the White House Staff?

The "Kept" Woman

Dusty took this photo of Sissy of the Pansi Files with his collar-cam showing Sissy cleaning the toilets and bathrooms for Mr. Banana who "keeps her up" and allegedly also gets other certain "favors" from her outside his marriage. It was rumored that she was actually smuggled in from Mexico while hiding inside a pinata.

Sissy Is A "Kept" Woman

Dusty got this great shot of Sissy scrubbing the floors for Mr. Banana to earn her keep and fulfill her obligations and duty to him as his "kept" woman in accordance with the customs of his heritage. Naturally Sissy claims this voluntary servitude is an act of "love" for Mr. Banana, but Dusty snooped out the facts that she has agreed to this contractual slavery and prostitution in exchange for her being allowed to perform occasionally with the real Naked Gymnastics for Jesus cast on their show on the Stuffed Animal Channel (check with your local cable or satellite provider for specific time and availability).

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