Rev. Reptile Chosen To Marry Lammy and Peter Piper Next Month

Rev. Reptile of Show Your Glory Church has been picked to officiate the ceremony to unite Peter Piper and Patty Lamb (Lammy) in a November or possibly a Halloween wedding. Plans are pending their return from the planet Shiznit.

Peter Piper the Papa?

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.

Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.