V.P. Flowering Kudzu

We got an updated photo of Flowering Kudzu, the trailer-trash zombie vice president of the Netherworld under Dick Nixon, who is keeping her barefoot and pregnant.

Bipolar Hotel

The Netherworld Hotel has mood swings: sometimes it is very pretty like in the previous post, but suddenly it can take on the looks you see here!

Netherworld Neighborhood

The Netherworld Hotel next to the Show Your Glory-Any Faith Will Do church.

Champs

The Ersatz University girls basketball team beat Miskatonic University Netherworld Annex boys team!

Poor Little Lambkin

The results from the DNA paternal tests were supposed to be made public last summer by Dr. Schitz, but no word has been forthcoming. We were wondering what happened and got this video of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, dancing on the bar at Ugly Grace's. We have learned that all the men of the Netherworld have each paid a hefty sum to Dr. Schitz to NOT reveal the findings of the test and not reveal the true father of Lammy's baby. Lambkin is a talented child, but, boy is it ugly!

Un-Science Lesson of Un-Physics For The Un-Dead

Lyanne Sakks. with the help of Prof. Snewgflo, gives us a lesson about the Netherworld. She called Prof. Snewgflo, doctor. But we all make mistakes now and then.

Dr. Schitz Has Nervous Breakdown

The Good Doctor from the Netherworld has suffered a nervous breakdown. He said he sees sperm cells everywhere he goes and fears that giant sperm are chasing him and going to penetrate him.

Dr. Schitz said, "It all began when I counted sperm instead of sheep to go to sleep. Now they are everywhere! They are going to get me! They think that my cloning will put them out of business!"

Violent Concert

But this is pretty common in the Netherworld.

She-Fiends Terrorize Netherworld

I'm a little confused now. Is this Nortense and Hortense. Or is it Veruca and Veronica?

Arsewipe Gets Flushed

Marvin, from "Sin City" sends Arsewipe back to the sewer where he belongs.

Axe Man's Screen Test

Axe Man thinks he's already a big star!

Arsewipe's Screentest

Arsewipe put on the bear costume and tried out for the upcoming film version of Gone With The Captists, but he was told that he should go over and try out for King Smut's movie, Gone With The Flush.

The original scene is HERE

Arsewipe's Tarot Reading

by Woody, the Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

By any other name, he smells the same. And so does his singing. It is a mystery why a turd rises to the top and floats. No science nor philosophy nor reasoning can fathom the perplexing enigma of his rise to fame and how he perpetuates his success. He is shallow like scum floating on the surface of a stagnant pond.

But there will come a courtesy flush.

Mickey Ratt's Press Release

Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine is HERE

Peter Piper the Papa?

by Woody, Curmudgeon Clairvoyant

Peter Piper is a "blow hard", or one that brags about things that are not necessarily so. Yes, he does have the features that would lead us to believe he could be the daddy of Lammy's baby, Lambkin, and he goes around boasting of his manhood. Yet in fact, he is NOT the father! But all is not lost. He IS the father of Tom Thumb. Appearances can be deceiving.

Truth lies beneath the superficial facade and hidden in illusions.

Daria Has Kids On Axe's Show

Zack was the guest host for "Flavor of Axe" show this week, and he seemed to be saying that Daria had a couple kids, the best we could make out. He thinks he is a rapper and tries to talk that way all the time, so it is hard to understand what the hell that fool is saying! It was a good show this week in spite of Zack.

Netherworld Drama

CLICK HERE to read the article "Stupid Boss Tricks" by Cheesemeister

The program is a trial version that I am considering to buy soon. It has a water mark of the name "CrazyTalk" by Reallusion. It's about as easy as editing audio by itself. The program does all the work, like Cheesemeister has to do.

Lacey Reacts

Dusty got several snapshots of Lacey as she read the article about her in the Crappy Times.

Netherworld Biology Class

Makes you feel sort of woozie

Who'll Be The Bride?

We heard that Wolfie and Nossy are getting married this fall, but the big question is: "Who'll be the bride?"