Well, Kiss My Asp!

Dusty continued his investigation of the Pansi Files by going over to the Blochalela Foundation Institute Place where he saw Dr. Freud with Brown Bear Brownie and Emrald. But then Dusty noticed a snake and ran before asking any questions.

Da Vinci Codex

Dusty moves in close to examine the wall painting of the Last Supper by Da Vinci after scientists used a lazar to digitally re-master it and reveal it's original form which shows an apostle holding Pansi back from reading the Bible to Jesus.

Naked Gymnastics Tarot Cards

Brittney argues that Tarot Cards are not only art, but an early way of making secret books to preserve spiritual teachings that were banned by the Church. She believes they should be included in the Cultural Festival of Petesville. She showed Dusty this sample card from her Naked Gymnastics Tarot Deck.

NOTE: This is a parady site poking fun at and with the Pansi Files as well as the occult. There really isn't a Gymnastics Tarot Deck, but for more information about Tarot Cards and where to purchase them as well as a free reading, go to Facade.com

Tragedy!

At the end of April's solo act for her birthday show on the Naked Gymnastics for Jesus, she suddenly sank into quicksand!

April's Visitors

Top: The US President, Bush, and China's President, Hu, gave April a vegitarian cake for her birthday. Below: The Pope brought her an organic cake made of his holy feces as a special blessing for her on Earth Day.

Brittney's Warning

Brittney took time out from her birthday celebration yesterday to stop by Pansi's church with her friend, Jenna Bush, to remind and warn people of the upcoming date of June 6, 2006 (6/6/06). But they wouldn't give any specific details about it and refused to talk to our reporter, Dusty.

April's Surprise

April recieved a birthday cake from Pendant Ken.

Pansi and Tom?????

Dusty snapped this picture at Pansi's new church, but Tom C. denies even being there. He said he was with his wife who was having their baby. Dusty suspects that Doug of Waking Ambrose has had plastic surgery at the Blochalela Place to give him a new look and this was Doug after his surgery. It is rumored that his profile picture is a mask he is wearing to fool people, just like the tricky words he uses.

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