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Camera Shots -- Montage Scene

2010-01-12T14:20:00.001-05:00

This is how we make a short ten second montage scene using DAZ Studio.

Camera Moves: Head Point

2010-01-10T17:35:00.001-05:00

In DAZ Studio, under the parameters tab, we set the active camera's "point at" selection to her head so it keeps her head exactly in the center of the frame at all times. The director, Stanley Kubrick, used this technique in the film "The Shining" when he kept the eye of Jack Nicholson exactly in the center of the frame while he was going up the stairs and down the hall. It keeps the audience's attention focused on the main subject, even in jump cuts so the audience doesn't have to jerk their vision all over the screen, but concentrate on the subject while using peripheral vision for surrounding movements.

Camera Pan Shots

2010-01-07T17:07:00.002-05:00

I was trying out some camera pan shots with my CGI model made with DAZ Studio, and I mixed the sound track with Music Maker 15.

DEATH CHEESE NEW 8-TRACK

2009-11-22T13:43:00.003-05:00

My Thunderstorm Song

2009-11-19T06:40:00.003-05:00

This is a song I made back in 1998 with a MTV computer music program while I was sitting in the house on a stormy night listening to the monotonous rhythm of rain beating on the tin roof over my back porch or patio and occasional random thunder claps. I have long since lost that program and forgot about my amateur attempt at creating music until Nessa mentioned that she liked to listen to thunderstorm sounds or ambient music. The songs I made had been transferred when I got new computers; I found them through a search. I put the video from old clips of Lammy just to fill space while the so-called music played. I have been thinking of getting a new version of a music making program because I can't put any of my videos on YouTube when I use published music.

Don't Know What That Word Means

2009-11-15T17:53:00.000-05:00

Everyone has their own concept of reality and as it says, "Is your truth the same as mine?" Manifesting a reality is just tricking ourselves or others into believing our truth is right which in fact is a delusion or self-delusion, thus the Magician uses trickery and deceit to make us believe what he manifests on stage is real and true. Just like Icy's quote at the top of Doug's blog says words are a tool of deception which is shown by Doug's blog in that each reader has their own view of what the word means to them. I grew up believing Pluto was a planet, and that Possum was spelled with an 'O" on the beginning, but now is not. Meanings, Truth and Reality are Fashion and Hula Hoops. So when Lammy says "I don't know what that word means." she is being humble and very basic in that she is not being swayed by other people's ideas of what they believe reality and truth is; and in a sense "ignorance is a bliss" Believing that what you think is right and the truth is the basis of paranoia. Seeing the flickering shadows on the cave wall may not really be what is behind you.

Sexy Naughty Bitchy

2009-11-04T03:22:00.003-05:00

The song is by Tata Young.

Checkuzz Gets Jealous

2009-10-31T18:17:00.001-04:00

Checkuzz, the rapper Panda, waterboards Orlof in a jealous fit of rage after finding him with Liquid Bling.

Liquid Bling and Orlof Together Again

2009-10-30T16:48:00.001-04:00

Orlof has gone to rehab and cleaned up.

An Orc Has Breakfast

2009-10-27T20:37:00.001-04:00

Yummy yummy!

A Trolling Troll

2009-10-24T19:29:00.001-04:00

Relaxing

2009-10-21T23:24:00.002-04:00

It's nice to just stay at home with the one you love.

Lambkin and Lil' Grimmy

2009-10-18T09:27:00.004-04:00

Lammy's daughter Lambkin practices with The Grim Reaper's son, Lil' Grimmy, for the kindergarten Halloween pageant at the Netherworld Elementary School.

Orlof Moves In With Heddy

2009-10-14T16:25:00.002-04:00

Orlof has lost everything since he has been under the care of Dr. Doo Doo and has moved in with Crackhead Heddy.

Rev. Reptile Chosen To Marry Lammy and Peter Piper Next Month

2009-10-12T04:22:00.004-04:00

Rev. Reptile of Show Your Glory Church has been picked to officiate the ceremony to unite Peter Piper and Patty Lamb (Lammy) in a November or possibly a Halloween wedding. Plans are pending their return from the planet Shiznit.

The Dropsies

2009-10-10T04:43:00.000-04:00

Henry O'Henry is so very clumsy and is constantly dropping stuff.

Hard Day At The Office

2009-10-07T08:35:00.001-04:00

Maybe it's David Letterman preparing for his show.

CHRISTOPHER

2009-10-04T20:08:00.002-04:00

Lambkin meets CHRISTOPHER while in La La Land in an upcoming episode of Growing Up Lammy.

Diamonelle's Visitor

2009-09-29T13:40:00.002-04:00

The Hubble Telescope was turned around back toward Earth and got this photo.

Golden Vampire

2009-09-25T22:42:00.000-04:00

Liquid Bling has a new boyfriend.

Lambkin's Story

2009-09-21T02:46:00.001-04:00

Lambkin was born Jan. 18, 2007. That makes her less than three-years-old. But she is mature beyond her age.

Lammy was pregnant when she died in a accident trying to reverse the curse that Enditall the Witch cast on her giving her a lamb's head. She went to court and got her death reversed and her life was restored along with her child, Lambkin.

Lammy made Axe Man think the child was his in order not to be kicked off his contest show, but it was in fact the child of Peter Piper, who was half goat and half man. This caused the child to look like a sheep.

Lammy finally went to the late Dr. Quincy, who went into plastic surgery after his death and he restored Lammy as well as the child to human appearance. But Lambkin's growth was almost doubled by the treatment. Thus Mia Lamb, called Lambkin, has the maturity of a five-year-old.

Farm Life

2009-09-19T21:45:00.000-04:00

Big Zeke feeds the farm animals.

Francio the Glad Bunny

2009-09-14T15:46:00.000-04:00

This is Francio the Glad Bunny from the Personified Animal Planet.

Sheer Delight

2009-09-10T07:58:00.002-04:00

Bling continues to compete with Diamonelle's Style Show with this very sheer style.

Younger Generation

2009-09-08T10:21:00.003-04:00

Mystical Missy, daughter of Mystic Xenia, and Enditty, daughter of Enditall the witch pose here.

Lily Dress

2009-09-03T16:47:00.002-04:00

Lammy shows her new Lily Dress.

V.P. Flowering Kudzu

2009-08-20T10:39:00.004-04:00

We got an updated photo of Flowering Kudzu, the trailer-trash zombie vice president of the Netherworld under Dick Nixon, who is keeping her barefoot and pregnant.

Cutting Edge Entertainment

2009-07-31T18:18:00.002-04:00

Tom Interviews Patty Lamb (Lammy)

2009-07-24T16:48:00.003-04:00

That's what Tom looked like 30 years ago, sort of.

Poop In Space With No Gravity

2009-07-20T23:11:00.002-04:00

Rest Stop

2009-07-12T12:14:00.000-04:00

A Show For Diamonelle

2009-06-28T17:05:00.003-04:00

Orlof presented Liquid Bling along with Buzzin, Gary the Axolotl, and some aliens and meekmonks in a show to diss and dishonor Diamonelle as the "Queen of Mediocracy" whose fan base is really out of this world from that planet where the Cheesemeister hails from.

F.F. At Ugly Grace's

2009-06-27T17:03:00.002-04:00

Farrah Fawcett was seen in the Netherworld coming from Ugly Grace's Bar where she met with Michael Jackson and talked about their passing into the world of the undead.

Therapy For Lyanne Sakks

2009-06-22T03:51:00.001-04:00

Brown Bear Brownie attempted to hypnotize Lyanne Sakks for therapy, but he went into a trance himself.

Summer Begins

2009-06-21T16:04:00.002-04:00

Mary Jane, the Weed Fairy, and Emerald Fae, the Absinthe Fairy celebrate the beginning of Summer with Urkel the Wizard.

You Can't Touch This!

2009-06-19T10:49:00.002-04:00

While Diamonelle tries to justify the facts, Orlof and Bling work on their new fantasy production which they call the "Can't Touch This, Thriller Video!"

Ned and Frank

2009-06-19T03:13:00.000-04:00

Neanderthal Ned and Frank N. Ferter go downtown to look for chicks.

Plan 9

2009-06-17T01:06:00.001-04:00

Ed Woods, the famous director, shows Hobbes a scene where Annie has her baby in his new sci-fi thriller called "Plan 9 From The Captists" based on "Gone With The Captists" of the Stuffed Animal Tales.

Now On Broadway!

2009-06-15T19:24:00.002-04:00

An actress-singer holds pregnant Annie in the Broadway Musical of "Gone With the Captists" produced by Stuffed Animal Tales.

Barge on the Nile

2009-06-15T03:33:00.001-04:00

Orlof took Bling on a ride down the Nile on a barge like Diamonelle.

Xin and Mickey Ratt Party

2009-06-13T16:45:00.001-04:00

That's his tale.

Kizz Myass Gets Blessed

2009-06-12T08:42:00.002-04:00

The leprechaun Kizz Myass went to Pansi and Rev Jimmy Reptiles 'Show Your Glory' church and got blessed by the spirit of the holy purple buttocks, or was it just his lucky charms?

Party Girl Parties With Kizz Myass

2009-06-11T08:05:00.002-04:00

The Party girl vixen went out to party with the leprechaun writer for the Crappy Times, Kizz Myass.

Will Pansi Like Her New Church?

2009-06-08T22:56:00.002-04:00

Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Church Mouse show Pansi the new Show Your Glory Church which they build especially for her and her glory purple butt.

Bot Buddy's New Look

2009-06-08T06:37:00.000-04:00

House Cleaning

2009-06-07T12:58:00.001-04:00

The zombie Natasha cleans up her home.

Role Models

2009-06-05T20:34:00.001-04:00

Little Lambkin stands on the fire escape watching her role models down on the corner.

Baby Sitter

2009-06-02T00:41:00.002-04:00

Taking care of Lambkin and Enditall's child, whatever her name is: maybe Startitall.

Maul Diva

2009-05-31T13:58:00.000-04:00

Maul Diva performed at the Netherworld Cultural Center.

Patty Lamb

2009-05-31T11:51:00.000-04:00

Ride Home

2009-05-29T00:41:00.001-04:00

Orlof and Bling enjoy taking the long way home in the limo after the style show.

Bling and Orlof Go To Their Limo

2009-05-26T18:22:00.000-04:00

Holy Ghost Toasty Smoke!

2009-05-25T17:17:00.003-04:00

Holy Ghost Toasty rose from his joint as Jesus Ramirez gave a fiery sermon at the Church of the Holy Smoke.

Little Church

2009-05-25T14:18:00.001-04:00

Santa, Tooz and Murry Magdalene at the Church of the Holy Smoke.

Wardrobe Malfunction

2009-05-24T20:03:00.002-04:00

Bling experienced a wardrobe malfunction when a puff of wind blew up the hem while she was modeling a dress at Orlof's style show which is competing with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Lammy's Mummy Mommy

2009-05-20T17:49:00.002-04:00

The mummy mother of Patty Lamb (Lammy the zombie) strolled the runway with Bling at Orlof's style show which is competing with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Netherworld's Finest

2009-05-16T23:29:00.003-04:00

Hunky Dory joined the force with Sheriff Sexxi and Deputy Sonsie.

Pendant Diamonelle

2009-05-13T18:39:00.003-04:00

Orlof and Bling presented Pendant Diamonelle at their style show in another effort to compete with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Is It Real?

2009-05-12T15:35:00.003-04:00

Tubby Thighs

2009-05-08T03:32:00.003-04:00

To compete with the Stuffed Animal Tales style show, Orlof hired Tubby Thighs to sing and dance at his style show. Orlof claims that Tubby Thighs is Diamonelle's mother, but this cannot be confirmed.

Crackhead Heddy and Her Baby

2009-05-07T16:36:00.000-04:00

Crackhead Heddy takes her child for a walk.

Miracle!

2009-05-01T13:16:00.004-04:00

Julia was excited at Show Your Glory Church when she saw that CHRISTOPHER had produced a miracle during his spiritual visitation.

CLICK HERE to see the original miracle!

Quasi-pearnet Bodysuit

2009-04-29T10:21:00.002-04:00

Blingy models a quasi-pearnet bodysuit in Orlof's style show competing with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Bipolar Hotel

2009-04-26T21:37:00.005-04:00

The Netherworld Hotel has mood swings: sometimes it is very pretty like in the previous post, but suddenly it can take on the looks you see here!

Netherworld Neighborhood

2009-04-25T18:53:00.001-04:00

The Netherworld Hotel next to the Show Your Glory-Any Faith Will Do church.

Bling and Checkuzz

2009-04-23T23:22:00.002-04:00

Liquid Bling (sometimes called Urinary Delite) brought her boyfriend Checkuzz onto the runway as part of the charity style show for bladder study which is competing with Stuffed Animal Tales.

Orlof Puts Bling In Style Show

2009-04-22T11:12:00.004-04:00

Liquid Bling (also called Golden Shower) wanted to get into show business, so she agreed to work with Orlof the designer as a model. Orlof tries to copy his cousin, Axe Man of the Death Cheese Band. He cut off Liquid Bling's feet so that she would look like Diamonelle who she tries to claim as a sister. They put on a style show to compete against Stuffed Animal Planet.

Liquid Bling

2009-04-20T07:01:00.003-04:00

Diomonelle's younger sister, Liquid Bling who is also known as Golden Shower, tries to break into show biz by dancing onstage at Ugly Grace's Bar.

Wanna See Natasha Naked?

2009-04-09T15:14:00.001-04:00

Natasha will be appearing with Freda Fussbudget at the Ravishing Wowo this weekend.

Meaty Meal

2009-04-08T22:35:00.002-04:00

Twinkle Toes the zombie is served the special at Steak Through the Heart Restaurant by Fry'n Chicken Raptor.

Champs

2009-04-05T12:08:00.002-04:00

The Ersatz University girls basketball team beat Miskatonic University Netherworld Annex boys team!

Holy Jogging

2009-04-02T06:55:00.003-04:00

Rev. Jimmy Reptile and Church Mouse of the Show Your Glory church jog across the water in Weirsdo's big back yard.

Weirsdo's Back Yard

2009-03-29T17:12:00.001-04:00

They have been using Weirsdo's big huge back yard to hold Zoology classes for Ersatz University.

Freshman Disorientation

2009-03-26T15:57:00.001-04:00

Dr. Weirsdo gave a speech at the Freshmen's Disorientation Assembly at Ersatz University.

Annie's Car

2009-03-23T10:55:00.002-04:00

Bootsy took this picture of what he says is Annie's Corvette after she took a test drive.

Sex Ed Class

2009-03-19T09:26:00.001-04:00

Miss Lamb explains 'tetesteron' to her students in her sex education class at Ersatz University.

Nurse Violent's 'Other' Job

2009-03-16T04:55:00.003-04:00

Because of the economic recession, Nurse Violent had to take a second part-time job as cook with Rotten Ralf, Brittney the Hamster and Alfred Packard at the Stake Through the Heart restaurant that serves people (as food),

Morning Ride

2009-03-15T07:10:00.002-04:00

Liddy Gadiva takes a relaxing cruise on her bike.

Watch Out!

2009-03-13T08:14:00.000-04:00

This is not one of my good days.

Xin Takes A Ride

2009-03-10T14:34:00.000-04:00

Ned Goes To Town

2009-03-09T00:47:00.002-04:00

Neandertal Ned took a walk into town to find out how civilized folks lived.

Grounded

2009-03-06T20:26:00.003-05:00

When Kenny gets upset, nervous, depressed, or just a head ache, she gets down and places her palms on the ground or floor to ground herself. She claims it really helps her and recharges her whole system both physically and mentally.

Baby In A Rocket

2009-03-05T10:23:00.001-05:00

Jenny heard a loud crashing noise and ran outside to see a little baby come out of a rocket ship that had crashed.

Wedding Bear Dance

2009-02-26T21:23:00.003-05:00

Annie and Hobbes Jr. of Stuffed Animal Tales were seen dancing after their wedding at Ugly Grace's Bar.

Update On Stuffed Animal Tales

2009-02-24T04:17:00.002-05:00

Annie and Hobbes Jr. were married by Rev. Jimmy Reptile with his assistant Church Mouse at the "Show Your Glory" church. Weirsdo will continue the story on Stuffed Animal Tales sooner or later.

Miracle or Scam?

2009-02-21T04:38:00.000-05:00

You never know what to believe now days.

Tooz Explains To Pansi

2009-02-18T00:28:00.002-05:00

Tooz attempts to get Pansi to understand that his girlfriend is Satan's Cutie.

Body Art

2009-02-16T10:23:00.003-05:00

The male nun, Murry Magdalene, and Tooz pose outside "Show Your Glory Church" to reveal their body art. They are brothers.

Spring Is Near

2009-02-16T02:24:00.001-05:00

We can't hardly wait!

Sammi-Summer and her step-father

2009-02-13T12:00:00.003-05:00

Sammi-Summer Zucker goes home every weekend from college to see her step-father, Neander Ned, who raised her in a cave.

Beauty and the Buck

2009-02-09T09:15:00.002-05:00

Satan's Sweety admires the antlers on the buck.

Doppelganger

2009-02-04T10:00:00.001-05:00

Xin finally faces herself after therapy.

Smoke Break

2009-02-03T21:48:00.000-05:00

Krazy Kat goes down into the sewer to smoke a Fatty on her break.

Early Valentine Celebration

2009-02-02T23:15:00.001-05:00

Or maybe the Vixen hasn't quit celebrating Christmas and New Year's.

Emoticon Guy Visits the Netherworld

2009-02-01T10:07:00.001-05:00

Timmy-Toe-Slim-Jim rejected by Astra

2009-01-31T03:34:00.003-05:00

Astra refused the advances of the zombie, Timmy-Toe-Slim-Jim, who said he would help her study for her biology test on brains if she would spend the night with him. He said he knows a lot about brains because he ate plenty of them.

Getting Fresh Air

2009-01-28T16:54:00.003-05:00

Sugar-Sally and Winnie take a casual stroll in the evening to get some fresh air and exercise after classes at Ersatz Univ. What do you think happens next? I think they talk a lot and decide to become nurses. Then go back to the dorm and cram for a Biology test.

Dancing In The Pale Moonlight

2009-01-26T13:57:00.001-05:00

Mr. and Mrs. Bones enjoy a night out.

Relaxing Between Classes

2009-01-25T01:05:00.002-05:00

Abby, Kandy and Xin take a break between classes at Ersatz Univ. in the nature class' outside classroom.

Another "One of Those Days"

2009-01-23T23:12:00.001-05:00

Shyster Pettifogger and his secretary, Freda Fussbudget.